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Not only am I voting for Sloww/TEF – I'm giving them a most hearty endorsement as one of the most venerable members of this august board!
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"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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So what time do the polls close? "this morning" is what rah said...noon CST at the latest I suppose."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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The polls could remain open for a bit longer but looking at the computer projections I doubt it will matter. We have lost PA and FLORIDA so there is no hope left. Despite the desperate voting by management and staff, (we thank you all) it has all gone for naught. Time to see if there's enough booze left to satisfy the distraught supporters that has been waiting patiently for a miracle to occur. It is now obvious that there will be no miracle. I guess it's time to go console all of our supporters (especially those below) and prepare a concession speach.Attached FilesIt's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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This may take awhile
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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I move the polls close at noon EST, as per the original comments.
If you would like to concede now I will appoint you my Secretary of Secretaries of Administration."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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My fellow apolytoners. It is now obvious that there has been a call for change. Running on the platform of "we can punish you more than anyone else" was obviously not the best strategy. But the election is now over and the people have spoken. Ming and I concede to the Asher/Wiglaf ticket. It is now time to get past any anger or conflict. It's time for healing, not hurting. It's time for us all to come together or at least fake it.
God bless our next OT President Asher, assuming god would bless someone of that orientation.
Back to consoling our supporters.
In celebration we may overlook minor transgressions in an attempt to make this a ban free day.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Can I get a title change?
And thank you to all my voters."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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I guess I can be gracious enough to grant a title change for now.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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There was an election? I just ignored this thread figuring it was political. Oh well.
My vote would have been for the Ash-laf slate.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Faaaabulous."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Originally posted by Felch
There was an election? I just ignored this thread figuring it was political. Oh well.
My vote would have been for the Ash-laf slate.
YEAH, rub it in.
jump on the bandwagon late again.
back to consoling.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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I would like to thanks my glorious opponents for ****ing up their campaigns and allowing me to win. Without you, none of this would be possible. I would like to thank my running mate, Wiglaf, for sending me insulting PMs and all other symptoms of his elementary-school crush on me, as it has given me the confidence and motivation necessary to crush the souls of my opponents. In recognition of the close-ish race, I am willing to offer the following positions to my competitors:
Secretary of Secretaries of Administration: rah
Secretary of Banning and General Evilness: Ming
Secretary of Culture and Flamboyancy: EmpFab
Secretary of Texas and Straight-shooting: SlowwHand
Secretary: Colon
Thank you, and God bless me."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Sig material.Originally posted by rah
It's time for us all to come together or at least fake it."lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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You forgot to add "...and nobody else".Originally posted by Asher
Thank you, and God bless me.
"lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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It's in my sig, sort of."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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