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Originally posted by Traianvs
Also: most humans are ugly so at least it's realistic in that respect.
Also: most humans are ugly so at least it's realistic in that respect.
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Just like any other media, most people don't want realism, they want entertainment. The entire reason we have fiction is because reality is generally boring/difficult. Real life: ugly women with flat chests who won't give you the time of day. Porn life: Hot, chesty, nympho, bi-sexual women who want nothing more than **** everyone they see. Porn exists for a reason, and it ain't realism. So ugly women in porn:
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I sure am tired of all those series, movies and what not with 'perfect' people, giving you the impression everyone in the world is drop dead gorgeous and you're not.
Well, just about everyone around here has this opinion. It must be 'some old Europe thingy' I suppose. Explains why Europorn generally features some really sleazy *****.
Especially Brit porn, that ****'s the bomb. The sheepshaggers across the channel just can't find any attractive people to star in their movies, the poor sods. No wonder judging from the times I walked the streets out there in Newcastle, Glasgow etc
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Okay, I can see how you could have that opinion for normal fiction. Not necessarily agree, but it certainly seems reasonable. But, to me, it makes no sense when it comes to porn. Well, they don't all have to be "perfect," but I sure don't want "ugly" in my porn. But, different strokes for different folk's stroking.Originally posted by Traianvs
I sure am tired of all those series, movies and what not with 'perfect' people, giving you the impression everyone in the world is drop dead gorgeous and you're not.
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I'm on-site at a client all week in NYC, I try not to view threads like this.Originally posted by Elok
Well, I am just shocked that Asher has taken so long to post in this thread. Perhaps it's a little too obvious and he can't think of a clever rejoinder right now?
Plus, the very first post already talks about Russian gay porn."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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I know. I hate uglyness in pornOriginally posted by Seedle
Okay, I can see how you could have that opinion for normal fiction. Not necessarily agree, but it certainly seems reasonable. But, to me, it makes no sense when it comes to porn. Well, they don't all have to be "perfect," but I sure don't want "ugly" in my porn. But, different strokes for different folk's stroking.
But you know, people play the one armed bandit to the most depraved stuff out there. I'm all for banning ugly porn by the way, but that would leave us with very little porn left, which would in turn kill the porn industry. And without porn teh internet ceases to exist!
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Russians don't make any other type of porn, that's where the thread-starter's problem comes from. Kinda like the Japanese only make tentacle rape, underage girl underwear fantasy and tubgirl porn.Originally posted by Asher
I'm on-site at a client all week in NYC, I try not to view threads like this.
Plus, the very first post already talks about Russian gay porn.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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QFT. This is why I specified Imperial Japanese porn in my earlier post. I'm assuming, perhaps incorrectly, that Japanese porn has gotten worse as time as worn on. And I'm aware of the octopus woodcuts, thanks.Originally posted by DRoseDARs
Russians don't make any other type of porn, that's where the thread-starter's problem comes from. Kinda like the Japanese only make tentacle rape, underage girl underwear fantasy and tubgirl porn.You've just proven signature advertising works!Comment
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it's not just porn
he seems like he's enjoying it
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You know what this reminds me of?Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave
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Originally posted by Oerdin
Though I'm not sure why he has a Manx flag when, I believe, he lives in the west country.
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Dicks (edit: other than my own, that is)
Tentacles
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Re: Is modern porn industry part of a covert plot to turn us all gay?
Yes. It's what happens when you let crab people take over your nation's porn industry.Originally posted by onodera
I've researched a lot of porn to come to this conclusion, so you can say I have achieved full penetration of the subject.
What does a typical MF porn flick look like nowadays?
0. (Optional) Retarded "story".
1. F fellates M. What you are presented with is a close-up of another man's penis getting slobbered all over by a not very pretty woman.
2. M copulates with F. What you are presented with are alternatively another man's blurry testicles and buttocks rhythmically pounding something dark and vague, or more inert another man's testicles and the underside of the penis with the F in a reverse cowgirl. If the flick includes a standard cowgirl position, add blurry female buttocks to the last picture.
2a. (Optional) M sodomizes F. What you are presented with are either a closeup of another man's buttocks and blurry testicles (quite similar to the picture in 2, except something dark and vague hangs a bit lower) or a closeup of another man's penis getting deformed by being pushed into a tight orifice. Or pulled out of a much less tight, gaping orifice.
3. M ejaculates on F's face. What you are presented with is a close-up of another man's penis dripping semen all over the face of a not very pretty woman.
As a result, you've spent your time watching close-ups of another man's genitalia. Porn flicks are a thing you're supposed to masturbate to. Basically, the porn industry is making you masturbate when looking at another man's genitalia. I think it's a conspiracy.
By showing less of a woman's body and more of man's body, genitalia to be exact, with every flick, they are teaching you to achieve sexual discharge by looking at another man's genitalia. In some of the scenes you cannot even see who he's having sex with.
In other words, they are trying to turn you gay. I don't know who's behind it, I don't know why they are doing it, but I know what to tell you: don't watch modern porn.Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Re: Re: Is modern porn industry part of a covert plot to turn us all gay?
Originally posted by Solomwi
Yes. It's what happens when you let crab people take over your nation's porn industry.
American porn industry is evil.
At least ours is better.Graffiti in a public toilet
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If Russian porn is as you describe, it is inferior to American porn in both variety and emphasis.
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Got to go with Blaupanzer here. Nothing you described is on par with quality American porn, much less superior.Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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