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I've researched a lot of porn to come to this conclusion, so you can say I have achieved full penetration of the subject.
What does a typical MF porn flick look like nowadays?
0. (Optional) Retarded "story".
1. F fellates M. What you are presented with is a close-up of another man's penis getting slobbered all over by a not very pretty woman.
2. M copulates with F. What you are presented with are alternatively another man's blurry testicles and buttocks rhythmically pounding something dark and vague, or more inert another man's testicles and the underside of the penis with the F in a reverse cowgirl. If the flick includes a standard cowgirl position, add blurry female buttocks to the last picture.
2a. (Optional) M sodomizes F. What you are presented with are either a closeup of another man's buttocks and blurry testicles (quite similar to the picture in 2, except something dark and vague hangs a bit lower) or a closeup of another man's penis getting deformed by being pushed into a tight orifice. Or pulled out of a much less tight, gaping orifice.
3. M ejaculates on F's face. What you are presented with is a close-up of another man's penis dripping semen all over the face of a not very pretty woman.
As a result, you've spent your time watching close-ups of another man's genitalia. Porn flicks are a thing you're supposed to masturbate to. Basically, the porn industry is making you masturbate when looking at another man's genitalia. I think it's a conspiracy.
By showing less of a woman's body and more of man's body, genitalia to be exact, with every flick, they are teaching you to achieve sexual discharge by looking at another man's genitalia. In some of the scenes you cannot even see who he's having sex with.
In other words, they are trying to turn you gay. I don't know who's behind it, I don't know why they are doing it, but I know what to tell you: don't watch modern porn.
What does a typical MF porn flick look like nowadays?
0. (Optional) Retarded "story".
1. F fellates M. What you are presented with is a close-up of another man's penis getting slobbered all over by a not very pretty woman.
2. M copulates with F. What you are presented with are alternatively another man's blurry testicles and buttocks rhythmically pounding something dark and vague, or more inert another man's testicles and the underside of the penis with the F in a reverse cowgirl. If the flick includes a standard cowgirl position, add blurry female buttocks to the last picture.
2a. (Optional) M sodomizes F. What you are presented with are either a closeup of another man's buttocks and blurry testicles (quite similar to the picture in 2, except something dark and vague hangs a bit lower) or a closeup of another man's penis getting deformed by being pushed into a tight orifice. Or pulled out of a much less tight, gaping orifice.
3. M ejaculates on F's face. What you are presented with is a close-up of another man's penis dripping semen all over the face of a not very pretty woman.
As a result, you've spent your time watching close-ups of another man's genitalia. Porn flicks are a thing you're supposed to masturbate to. Basically, the porn industry is making you masturbate when looking at another man's genitalia. I think it's a conspiracy.
By showing less of a woman's body and more of man's body, genitalia to be exact, with every flick, they are teaching you to achieve sexual discharge by looking at another man's genitalia. In some of the scenes you cannot even see who he's having sex with.
In other words, they are trying to turn you gay. I don't know who's behind it, I don't know why they are doing it, but I know what to tell you: don't watch modern porn.
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