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  • #76
    Originally posted by MrFun
    Well, with family, friends, co-workers and acquintances they enjoy my sense of humor.

    So in other words online here, people perceive that my sense of humor sucks but in real life people generally enjoy my sense of humor.
    Maybe it's one of those things where you just have to be there?

    I kid. With !
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    • #77
      What if it's only a little bit of the time, and you mostly dream about death and explosions?

      Then what?
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      • #78
        then you're only slightly gay and may be salvagable with some psychiatric care
        "To watch your eniemies die in glorious color and sourround sound is surely one of the greatest advantages of technology." - Eoin Colfer
        "You get more flies with a dead body than with honey." - Joshua Wade

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Perfection
          What if it's only a little bit of the time, and you mostly dream about death and explosions?

          Then what?
          The death is clearly self-hatred over your being a ***.

          And the explosions are just orgasms.
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          • #80
            Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles

            The death is clearly self-hatred over your being a ***.

            And the explosions are just orgasms.
            Thanks, Doc Freud!
            "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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            • #81
              I made you a new avatar, Perfection:

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              • #82
                Use the avatar, Perfection. You know you want to.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by BKWM
                  then you're only slightly gay and may be salvagable with some psychiatric care
                  Everyone's a little gay. Except Mr. Fun (He's a lot gay).

                  I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bull****, man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes, you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right- do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?" He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "OK, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) I did not know that about myself."
                  Ron White - The best part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
                  "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                  ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                  "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles

                    The death is clearly self-hatred over your being a ***.

                    And the explosions are just orgasms.
                    But it's me killing other people. And my explosion dreams aren't set. So you don't know what you're talking about.
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                    • #85
                      Self-hatred often leads to anti-social behavior, such as killing other people.

                      As far as explosions, they're still orgasms, whether they're caused by a long, hard missile you've fired, or a tall, oily silo, or a large, heaving mass of barrels, or a bundle of dynamite sticks in a grassy knoll.
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                      • #86
                        Considering that dreams can involve anything from the regular mundane everyday stuff to space aliens wandering down main street I would think that a dream that involved a homosexual encounter would be as perfectly normal as the one where you turn into a raven or a robot or whatever.

                        The obvious question and repeated joke in this therad is that someone must be gay to have such a dream. Obviously that is not necessarily the case. However the content and your reaction to the dream would be telling.

                        If the dream involved your worst enemy being subjected to invasive homosexual sex acts in a siatuation where nobody seems to be enjoying themselves, that is quite different than repeatedly having gay fantasies that you find incredibly arousing. The latter may be an indication of some homosexual desires or maybe its just a dream!!!!


                        Oh and personally I don't recall having any dreams involving homosexuality lately. But I generally don't recall dreams anyway in anything other than a confused jumble.And if I did have a gay dream and recalled it, I wouldn't see anything to worry about in any event. If someone turns out to be bi, they have twice as many possible sex partners so its all good
                        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                        • #87
                          I have this friend who thinks a sweet crossdressing dude is so hawt, he wanted to have an intimate session with "her"

                          Now is my friend safe that he is straight, safe that he is bisexual or safe that he is gay?

                          My friend sees this person as a female and as any female he sees wanted to have a so-called oral fixation, I mean lets say he thinks her box of chocolates and creme pie filling is just a larger version of the little man in the boat as oppossed to a thick redwood Obelisk stature, would he then be considered eating from the tray of his own species versus eating out?

                          My friend is sometimes confused is all
                          Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                          • #88
                            Oh, Grandpa!
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                            • #89
                              After the age of forty heterosexual men tend to experiment with drag queens and cross dressers.
                              I need a foot massage

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                              • #90
                                With them? Or... as them?
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