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    Keanu Reeves?!?!?!?



    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

  • #2
    He was good in Constantine
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      Constantine wasn't a remake of a classic movie.

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #4
        Meh... people need to get over being outraged over remakes. Just don't watch it.
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #5
          This was old news.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #6
            So far, I haven't seen a remake as good as the original.

            ACK!
            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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            • #7
              The trailer shows nanite swarm/grey goo eating a city.

              The movie is not going to be about the futility of war and conflict, but some scifi schlock.... and I love scifi schlock, but not remakes of movies which change their meaning :/

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tuberski
                So far, I haven't seen a remake as good as the original.

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                There are several (best example: the Bogart Maltese Falcon was actually the third time Hollywood filmed the novel), but none star Keanu Reeves.
                "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                • #9
                  I suppose the new Alamo was "as good" as the John Wayne version, though they still both sucked.
                  Unbelievable!

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                  • #10
                    Keanu Reeves
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #11
                      The original movie wasn't that good. Any intelligent aliens would, if they were intelligent, consider human beings to be some sort of virus or some other class of pest. As if they would think it worth giving us a warning.

                      Who could blame them?
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #12
                        Come to think of it Jeff Goldblum's remake of The Fly back in the 80's beat the original too. If you consider The Dark Knight a remake it goes on the list too. Of course any TDTESS with Keanu Reeves will still suck, but meh.
                        Unbelievable!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tuberski
                          So far, I haven't seen a remake as good as the original.

                          ACK!
                          Dawn of the dead
                          I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                          • #14
                            Great remakes:

                            The Departed (remake of Hong Kong movie "Infernal Affairs")
                            Little Shop of Horrors (original was filmed in 1960s)
                            The Thing (John Carpenter is the man)
                            Scarface (with Al Capone now Cuban)
                            Ocean's 11 (but not 12, and DEFINITELY not 13)
                            Dawn of the Dead (as said above)
                            The Magnificent Seven (remake of Kurosawa's "Seven Samurai)

                            I even liked the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
                            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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