I Went To Buy A Shotgun Today

[Q Classic]

The only thing I could think of is maybe they don't want to sell the display models, and they didn't have any in the back?

How does one buy a gun, anyway?

[Felch]

Originally posted by Asmodean
I don't think I could live in a place, where one would feel the need for a home defense shotgun

That no one other than me has pointed this out, is what I find odd.

Asmodean

Well we need them to keep those rampaging hordes of Vikings at bay, so really, this is all your fault.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
The only thing I could think of is maybe they don't want to sell the display models, and they didn't have any in the back?

How does one buy a gun, anyway?

Well, you go to a place that sells gun, coincidentally enough.

I went and looked anyway. Ammunition, in another area from where he pointed, but no guns of any kind.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by SlowwHand


Well, you go to a place that sells gun, coincidentally enough.

Well, I figured that, but do they come in boxes like cell phones do? Like, embedded in cardboard or foam packing, certain parts in plastic shrink-wrap, with registration leaflets (so we inform you about the latest model upgrades!), a manual, and a device driver CD?

[SlowwHand]

Yes, at retail store, they come packaged. Any I've dealt with include manuals.

EDIT: I just saw the part about a driver CD.

[Lancer]

I'm very disappointed to find nothing in this thread about Portugese zombies invading Washington.

[MrFun]

What would be even more interesting Lancer, is to learn more about how heterosexuals dream about gays and lesbians owning shotguns to force onto society a radically different New New Deal that will overwhelm McCain's feeble attempt to pretend that he's a populist.

[Lancer]

Zombie gays and lesbians, yes. Otherwise no.

[MrFun]

Are zombies your obsession-topic of the week?

[Q Classic]

Actually, a bunch of gay and lesbian friends of mine went to go hunt zombies this past weekend.

Most of them died, but I and two others survived.

[Lancer]

Snoopy brought Zombies up to me in another thread MrFun, so I'm just supporting the site.

Mrs Snuggles, good job on you triumph over the undead and whatever more sinister forces were at your door.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Theben
Arrgh, you just reminded me of the gun I inherited from my grandfather. An 1874 bolt-action rifle, I left it stored in the attic at the house (grandfather's, now mother's) figuring it would be safe there until I had my own home. My mom went up there and found it and sold it. SOLD IT!!! On E-Bay!

Did you tell her you were stashing it there? She may not have known it was yours. In any event, it wasn't hers to sell. You can, theoretically, get it back. You try and contact the buyer and tell the person the gun was yours and sold without your permission and that you want it back.

[Lancer]

I have a suggestion that is much more likely to work. If he loses a tooth he puts it under his pillow with a note to the tooth fairy to please leave a 1874 bolt-action rifle.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
Actually, a bunch of gay and lesbian friends of mine went to go hunt zombies this past weekend.

Most of them died, but I and two others survived.

Have you read the Zombie Survival Handbook? It's very good.



My friend Bing is dressing up as Anton Chigurh. I think he's taking the whole No Country For Old Men meme too far now.

At least he's promised not to take his silenced shotgun out of the box in public.

[snoopy369]

Originally posted by Lancer
I'm very disappointed to find nothing in this thread about Portugese zombies invading Washington.

You know that zombies in this day and age read the 'net, right? Sloww wouldn't ever post details like that. He's far too cool a guy. He just ... implies.