A tribute to American rednecks.

[Patroklos]

Most of the aerospace industry in the U.S. is in California New England and Washington. Where do you think Lockheed and Boeing are? The largest sub base in the U.S. is in Connecticut.

False, the FACTORIES for the military aircraft such as the F-22/F-16/F-35 are in Alabama and Georgia.

Boeing is the only exception.

You can have Groton, we get Norfolk and that is the prize.

Bingo. Aircraft carriers are FANTASTIC for projecting force into areas where you have no bases, but aircraft carriers off the coast of someplace with a large airforce, well, its just a floating target.

Unfortunetly the vast majority of the airforce resides in red states (including every F-22 and B-2).

[Asher]

If only airplanes could be moved.

[Vesayen]

We'll split off during some major NASCAR race, so they do not notice we flew all their planes away and recoded their nuclear missles.

Oh, since Jesusland hates all foreigners, we'll also take all the U.S. territories, Guam, Puerto Rico, the holdings in the Marianas, Jesusland won't mind since they hate anyone who speaks funny or has a different skin color.

Somehow I overlooked Hawaii. They get to come along.

[Patroklos]

If only airplanes could be moved.

But they do, as do ships! Looks like the Pacific fleet will be headed for Norfolk. Jesusland is hardly the side that needs to worry about migrating military hardware given the demographics of the US military.

Oh, since Jesusland hates all foreigners, we'll also take all the U.S. territories, Guam, Puerto Rico, the holdings in the Marianas, Jesusland won't mind since they hate anyone who speaks funny or has a different skin color.

Naw, we are going Red/Blue right? Guam goes with us.

[Vesayen]

Originally posted by Patroklos
Naw, we are going Red/Blue right? Guam goes with us.

We may lose the Mississippi for commercial traffic, but the U.S. controls the entire pacific coast! Much of Jesusland is landlocked.

You can't keep Guam unless your children, or heck, your adults can find it on the map. The U.S. has a better knowledge of geography than Jesusland.

[Chemical Ollie]

That woman must be totally drunk. And the 4-wheeler driver looks like he's a good banjo player. I understand why the guy in the back tries to hide his face from the camera.

[DirtyMartini]

Originally posted by Vesayen


Much of Jesusland is landlocked.

huh? Gulf of Mexico. Atlantic coast.

[Vesayen]

I said much, not all, or even a majority.

[Patroklos]

Thats like saying California is land locked because of its eastern side.

[Vesayen]

Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, North and South Dakota, Nebraska, Colorado and Arizona are not near the gulf of Mexico or the east cost, what shippinng they send our or recieve by water, goes through the west coast.

[DirtyMartini]

by that definition, much of the current united states is landlocked as well. Maybe you mean to say many of the states in jesusland are landlocked? Not that that really matters.

More importantly, the woman in that video is clearly drunk.

[Vesayen]

Bathtub moonshine?

[rah]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
That woman must be totally drunk. And the 4-wheeler driver looks like he's a good banjo player. I understand why the guy in the back tries to hide his face from the camera.

Yeah, the guy in the back is probably her husband.

[Vesayen]

Originally posted by rah


Yeah, the guy in the back is probably her husband, brother and nephew.

Fixed.

[rah]

Yeah probably.