A tribute to American rednecks.

[Dinner]

Damn they're stupid but very entertaining to watch.

http://break.com/index/redneck-woman-rails-on-obama.html

[chequita guevara]

[Vesayen]

I am in favor of every state east of the Iowa and north of Maryland seceding from the Union. We'll take the south half of Florida with us, the entire state of Washington and Oregon and a chunk of California. The rest of you can run your national policy based on abortion and men marrying each other, while collecting no taxes.

Iowa will be let in, provisionally.

The regions surrounding Otawa and Toronto may be admitted if they promise to call Quebec frog eating bastards.

We shall call this new nation "The United States of America".

The former U.S. will be renamed Jesusland.

We'll start a temporary worker program after their economy collapses, for cheap labor.

[SlowwHand]

Prune pickers in California are stupid, but so very entertaining.

[chequita guevara]

Take the middle of Florida too. We want the Mouse, and also our water supply.

[Naked Gents Rut]

You're going to take Wall Street? Thanks!

[MarkG]

apparently the US is already in war with Iran

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Prune pickers in California are stupid, but so very entertaining.

Why is that stupid. Looks smart too me. Stoop work is some of the worst work there is. Anything to make it easier on the body is good thing.

Why does Slowwhand hate farmworkers?

[Vesayen]

Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
Take the middle of Florida too. We want the Mouse, and also our water supply.

I suppose we have to, as well as a "security zone" on I-95 to reach the more civilized parts of Florida.

Florida: The only state where you go north, the further south you go!

Oh. Delaware also gets to join. They know why.

Originally posted by Naked Gents Rut
You're going to take Wall Street? Thanks!

No problem. We'll make the money back quickly when we no longer have to pay the welfare of the rest of the nation .

[MarkG]

reading the comments

All the haters out there talking smack about Americans. Funny how no one was saying that during WWII when the "Americans" were saving Europe. You're probably Canadian and proud of it. You'll be crying for American help when your half French country needs military protection (think WWII again).

damn right!

[Vesayen]

France has nuclear weapons. No one will ever invade France again, except once, which will be the last war the world ever knows.

[Naked Gents Rut]

No problem. We'll make the money back quickly when we no longer have to pay the welfare of the rest of the nation

Truncated United States of America 2007 GDP = $7.09 trillion, 1st in world

Jesusland 2007 GDP = $6.7 trillion, 2nd in world

I think Jesusland will do just fine without you.

[Vesayen]

I am not against slavery per say, just not slavery in MY country .

You can cut taxes on the rich till they pay nothing and 99% taxes on everyone else, brilliant financial theory! The destruction of the middle class of Jesusland and the effective institution of wage slavery will work to our advantage. I look forward to carpetbaging!


Oh and I am making this crystal clear, Washington DC is in the "lost lands", we don't want it. Oh, but we are taking the monuments from DC on our way out, and the better museums.

Our new capital will either be New York City or Seatle, or Chicago, or Hartford if we want there to be trees in our new capital.

[Naked Gents Rut]

Jesusland would have the 20th highest per capita GDP in the world. That would place it behind the truncated USA, the UK and Canada, but ahead of France, Germany, Italy Spain and Japan.

[Naked Gents Rut]

Strangely, Delaware and Alaska are #1 and #2 in per capita GSP.