Greetings primitive earth people of 8:55 PM EST, September the 26th, 2008. I bring you BOLD AND TERRIFYING KNOWLEDGE FROM THE FUTURE!
In the DISTANT FUTURE of September the 27th, 2008, it is a VERY different world!
In the DISTANT FUTURE of September the 27th, 2008 the first presidential debate is over. Obama will have handed McCain his ass on a platter by giving meaningful direct answers to questions which discuss policy, while McCain focuses on intangible concepts which have no direct application.
In the DISTANT FUTURE of September the 27th, 2008, the media will be divided into TWO SEGMENTS! One segment will give analytical analysis of the debate, what was said, who won and who lost. One segment will declare McCain the winner unconditionally, endlessly replay 2 second sound bites, never address actual issues, harp on national security and false patriotism.
PEOPLE OF THE PAST! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
*fades back into the chronostream*
Also, I need to place an advertisement in my local newspaper, I need help finding someone to travel back in time with me, your safety is not guaranteed!
I'll be posting my commentary of the debate as it goes on. I'll paraphrase what it said.
In the DISTANT FUTURE of September the 27th, 2008, it is a VERY different world!
In the DISTANT FUTURE of September the 27th, 2008 the first presidential debate is over. Obama will have handed McCain his ass on a platter by giving meaningful direct answers to questions which discuss policy, while McCain focuses on intangible concepts which have no direct application.
In the DISTANT FUTURE of September the 27th, 2008, the media will be divided into TWO SEGMENTS! One segment will give analytical analysis of the debate, what was said, who won and who lost. One segment will declare McCain the winner unconditionally, endlessly replay 2 second sound bites, never address actual issues, harp on national security and false patriotism.
PEOPLE OF THE PAST! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
*fades back into the chronostream*
Also, I need to place an advertisement in my local newspaper, I need help finding someone to travel back in time with me, your safety is not guaranteed!
I'll be posting my commentary of the debate as it goes on. I'll paraphrase what it said.
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