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  • I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

    But Wikipedia says I should. It's "Celebrate Bisexuality Day," after all. I mean, I'm not bisexual or even gay, but far be it from me to be the scrooge on this particular holiday. So I need some suggestions. I thought maybe I should make a cake shaped like combined male and female signs, like a bundt cake with some add-ons, but that sounds complicated, I don't know how to cook and this would have to be done today. I then thought maybe I should give b etor a big hug, but I haven't seen her around lately, I don't know where she lives and her dad might shoot me.

    Perhaps I should just propose a toast: "To people who swing both ways."

    How are YOU celebrating bisexuality?
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    By having sex with two women.

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    • #3
      By having sex with a man

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      • #4
        *Woman



        On the topic can anyone explain what a man-woman is to me? I hear about this a lot.

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        • #5
          There's always pr0n; that's my plan.
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          • #6
            Well, I can bring it up with my GF, but even leaving out the religious prohibition I don't think she'll go for it.

            Incidentally, Wiki also says it's "National Day" in Saudi Arabia. So just to be fair I should note that bi people are abominations and throw rocks at them after I celebrate them. Holidays sure are complicated.
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            • #7
              Or you could try raping a Saudi man, then throw rocks at him for being raped so easily. The possibilities are limitless.

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              • #8
                Re: I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

                Just have sex twice today
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                • #9
                  FRENCHIE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE! TAKE YOUR EURO AND SHOVE IT :ANGREy:

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                  • #10
                    IT IS YOU WHO IS FRENCH!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Wiglaf
                      FRENCHIE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE! TAKE YOUR EURO AND SHOVE IT :ANGREy:
                      Shove the 1€ baguette where?
                      B♭3

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                      • #12
                        I'll go with the obvious-- bisexual people should have sex with a man and woman simultaneously-- Or does that need to be saved for "Threesome Appreciation day"?
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                        • #13
                          I'm going to ride for 10 miles today. Mostly offroad, but nothing too mountainous. There's a good trial at the state park near where I live and I think it would make a change from my usual on-road cycling.

                          Edit: This is maybe my first innuendo based post that actually takes a sex-related thread and makes it temporarily clean, rather than the more usual vice versa.
                          Last edited by Alinestra Covelia; September 23, 2008, 13:53.
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                          • #14
                            Re: I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

                            Originally posted by Elok
                            But Wikipedia says I should. It's "Celebrate Bisexuality Day," after all. I mean, I'm not bisexual or even gay, but far be it from me to be the scrooge on this particular holiday. So I need some suggestions. I thought maybe I should make a cake shaped like combined male and female signs, like a bundt cake with some add-ons, but that sounds complicated, I don't know how to cook and this would have to be done today. I then thought maybe I should give b etor a big hug, but I haven't seen her around lately, I don't know where she lives and her dad might shoot me.

                            Perhaps I should just propose a toast: "To people who swing both ways."

                            How are YOU celebrating bisexuality?

                            Put a pink ribbon around your schlong. I'm a scrooge. I'm not partaking.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Just make sure not to give pink ribbons to the kids, or else you may get a house call from Chris Hansen.

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