I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

[Elok]

But Wikipedia says I should. It's "Celebrate Bisexuality Day," after all. I mean, I'm not bisexual or even gay, but far be it from me to be the scrooge on this particular holiday. So I need some suggestions. I thought maybe I should make a cake shaped like combined male and female signs, like a bundt cake with some add-ons, but that sounds complicated, I don't know how to cook and this would have to be done today. I then thought maybe I should give b etor a big hug, but I haven't seen her around lately, I don't know where she lives and her dad might shoot me.

Perhaps I should just propose a toast: "To people who swing both ways."

How are YOU celebrating bisexuality?

[Riesstiu IV]

By having sex with two women.

[Wiglaf]

By having sex with a man

[Wiglaf]

*Woman



On the topic can anyone explain what a man-woman is to me? I hear about this a lot.

[Lorizael]

There's always pr0n; that's my plan.

[Elok]

Well, I can bring it up with my GF, but even leaving out the religious prohibition I don't think she'll go for it.

Incidentally, Wiki also says it's "National Day" in Saudi Arabia. So just to be fair I should note that bi people are abominations and throw rocks at them after I celebrate them. Holidays sure are complicated.

[Riesstiu IV]

Or you could try raping a Saudi man, then throw rocks at him for being raped so easily. The possibilities are limitless.

[germanos]

Re: I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

Just have sex twice today

[Wiglaf]

FRENCHIE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE! TAKE YOUR EURO AND SHOVE IT :ANGREy:

[Riesstiu IV]

IT IS YOU WHO IS FRENCH!

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
FRENCHIE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE! TAKE YOUR EURO AND SHOVE IT :ANGREy:

Shove the 1€ baguette where?

[Flubber]

I'll go with the obvious-- bisexual people should have sex with a man and woman simultaneously-- Or does that need to be saved for "Threesome Appreciation day"?

[Alinestra Covelia]

I'm going to ride for 10 miles today. Mostly offroad, but nothing too mountainous. There's a good trial at the state park near where I live and I think it would make a change from my usual on-road cycling.

Edit: This is maybe my first innuendo based post that actually takes a sex-related thread and makes it temporarily clean, rather than the more usual vice versa.

[SlowwHand]

Re: I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

Originally posted by Elok
But Wikipedia says I should. It's "Celebrate Bisexuality Day," after all. I mean, I'm not bisexual or even gay, but far be it from me to be the scrooge on this particular holiday. So I need some suggestions. I thought maybe I should make a cake shaped like combined male and female signs, like a bundt cake with some add-ons, but that sounds complicated, I don't know how to cook and this would have to be done today. I then thought maybe I should give b etor a big hug, but I haven't seen her around lately, I don't know where she lives and her dad might shoot me.

Perhaps I should just propose a toast: "To people who swing both ways."

How are YOU celebrating bisexuality?

Put a pink ribbon around your schlong. I'm a scrooge. I'm not partaking.

[Riesstiu IV]

Just make sure not to give pink ribbons to the kids, or else you may get a house call from Chris Hansen.