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Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
I believe that Jesus Christ himself protects me because that's how damn important I am.
I believe that Jesus Christ himself protects me because that's how damn important I am.
JM
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I wouldn't have guessed you were a Christian.
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I don't believe in a Christian god but I do believe in the Force. I think that Jesus was a Jedi Knight who would not succumb to the dark side (Judaism) so he was killed. There were many other Jedi Knights including Joseph Smith, Martin Luther, and John Calvin.
The enemy of the Jedi Knights are the Sith and the principle Sith Warriors include Mohammed, Buddha, and the Sith Master himself, Moses.Comment
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Now that's a religion
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So you're a Jedi? I don't know if that counts as a religion. I suppose if wiccaism is, so can this be.Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
I don't believe in a Christian god but I do believe in the Force. I think that Jesus was a Jedi Knight who would not succumb to the dark side (Judaism) so he was killed. There were many other Jedi Knights including Joseph Smith, Martin Luther, and John Calvin.
The enemy of the Jedi Knights are the Sith and the principle Sith Warriors include Mohammed, Buddha, and the Sith Master himself, Moses.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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The Jedi belief was one of the most popular in the last Australian census. 10.000 inhabitants of Sidney declared it to be their religion.Originally posted by SlowwHand
So you're a Jedi? I don't know if that counts as a religion. I suppose if wiccaism is, so can this be.
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I voted not religious and not protected.
If I hadn't been tired and my wit were functioning at a higher level, I might have voted not religious and protected :tinfoilhat:Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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I am a non-practicing Christian and I suspect I have been spared death. Too many times I have "cheated" death, but not always escaped harm, for me to believe I am just lucky or whatever.I am on a mission to see how much coffee it takes to actually achieve time travel.
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So if Zkrib's wrong, then there are angels, they are protecting us, and this is the best they can do? That's actually a more depressing prospect than their not existing at all.Originally posted by SlowwHand
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I believe that I am stalked by mischevious little creatures called gremlins that cause machines to malfuntion and make my life a living horror.
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