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Well, for you it would be, if you're gonna hit on women, right? 
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Well, for you it would be, if you're gonna hit on women, right?
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Well, for you it would be, if you're gonna hit on women, right?
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I'd like you to do #5, but I'd like you to stand in line for the premiere ( in NY, or wherever it's going to be ) and be interviewed by Triumph the Comic Insult Dog.
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Show up to the next Harry Potter movie in full costume, then, in full costume, go out and attempt to pick up women.
What's outrageous about this?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Can't you combine them? Fly to anywhere to meet a Poly person in a Harry Potter costume?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Maybe I can fly to Atlanta, meet Imran, put on matching Harry Potter costumes (note: I call Harry, he can be Hermione or something
), and then we'll go out drinking, after the movie, and of course we don't meet Harry Potter girl-dorks at the theater.
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I bet Harry Potter girl-dorks are HOT in the sack.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Hmmm, could be.
****, this might be it. I'm up for it if Imran is.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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Librarians are restrained passion animals. Try to find one that's a librarian.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Shouldn't be too difficult. Also, I'm thinking one who is actually into the whole witchcraft thing might be pretty wild. Maybe she can cast a Stoneskin spell on my penis
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I'm sure she knows all kinds of wand tricks.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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The Harry Potter one, but while having sex keep calling her Dumbledore.
Or the transvestite politician in Austin.Originally posted by CrONoS
Seriously;
Scoring a girl is not that funny.
Wear a ninja costume and go bother or attack (without arming him) the naked Cowboy guy in NewYork.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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