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    Outrageous Behavior - You Choose

    So, which of the above outrageous behaviors would you like me to engage in? I will do - or attempt to do - whichever one garners the most votes, and will post photographic evidence of either the success or the attempt (if it's possible to photograph the attempt).

    I will absolutely do, or attempt to do, whichever option you guys vote for.

    Apolyton, decide!
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    Post a naked picture on [url]www.adultfriendfinder.com[/url] and hook up with someone on that site.
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    Use my [url]www.match.com[/url] account to woo, meet, and sleep with any girl you guys pick.
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    Do a line off a stripper's ass. Note: In this scenario, the photo of the stripper will have to suffice, as I can't photograph illegal activity.
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    Fly to any city in the US, alone, for the express purpose of meeting someone from this website, going out, getting drunk, and hitting on women.
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    Show up to the next Harry Potter movie in full costume, then, in full costume, go out and attempt to pick up women.
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    Other - you suggest it, I'll do it.
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  • #2
    none of that is outrageous
    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
    Middle East!

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    • #3
      Fine, then suggest something.
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      • #4
        Adultfriendfinder is a fraud. (according to the discussion page at wiki)
        DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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        • #5
          Yell obscenities at a veteran, scare some children by chasing them with a machete, then jump through a 3rd story window screaming, "I am the anti-pope!"

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          • #6
            Colon,

            Maybe, but I know people who get laid from that site regularly.

            Riesstiu,

            Come on, I'm up for stupid behavior, but not life threatening behavior. I will yell at a veteran, though, that just doesn't seem like much fun.
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            • #7
              Post a naked picture on Apolyton. I'll rate you on a scale from 1-10, where 1 is Wiglaf and 10 is Hobbes (I miss him).
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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              • #8
                Is there anyone who have seen a picture of Wiglaf?
                bleh

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                • #9
                  Asher, I don't think that's allowed. I'd email one to you, except that I'm not ****ing gay, and emailing you a naked picture seems unlikely to result in me having any sort of sex I would enjoy.
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                  • #10
                    You have the right to post nude picture; but you must mask your nipples and dick!
                    bleh

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by David Floyd
                      Come on, I'm up for stupid behavior, but not life threatening behavior. I will yell at a veteran, though, that just doesn't seem like much fun.
                      Scaring children with a machete does?
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                      • #12
                        What exactly is the reasoning behind this?
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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                        • #13
                          You have the right to post nude picture; but you must mask your nipples and dick!
                          In your dreams, lover. If this isn't clear by now, I'm more than willing to demean myself, as long as a)I think it's funny, or b)it stands a strong likelihood of getting me laid. Either will do, but doing a striptease for CrONos and Asher just doesn't seem to fit either category.
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                          • #14
                            What exactly is the reasoning behind this?
                            I'm bored, this place has gotten a tad boring lately, and I'm trying to liven things up.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Colonâ„¢


                              Scaring children with a machete does?
                              Run with a machete(preferably nude) on a soccer fields in Texas on a sunday morning while 6-7 y old children are playing soccer, while their parents are watching.
                              bleh

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