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    Palin vs Putin, Deep Northern Forest Smackdown

    They get the weapons of their choice and face each other across the wilderness of a great northern forest without help of any kind to decide the fate of some distant eurocountry. They lay their lives on the line to prevent a greater war, the winner takes the spoils.

    Putin, the ex KGB strongman, getting on in years.

    Palin, a natural shot, and experienced outdoorswoman, able to survive in the wild, young, clear of eye, and one hot momma.

    Who do you take?
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    Last edited by Lancer; September 4, 2008, 01:14.
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    Palin, quicker than a cat can lick it's ass.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Sloww, I don't have a cat, is that fast?
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      • #4
        Putin by a mile.

        It's not even a fair contest.
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        • #5
          I wonder how long it will take for people to stop selling her short?

          So GePap, why so?
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          • #6
            Lancer, that's real quick. Cats are quick.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Thanks Sloww.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lancer
                I wonder how long it will take for people to stop selling her short?

                So GePap, why so?
                He is trained and disciplined. She isn't. That simple. Training and discipline beat "youth" and any supposed "natural" edge you claim she has.
                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                • #9
                  They simultaneously have each other in the sights of their rifles... and their eyes meet... there's an understanding there they've each been looking for their whole life... love at first sight. They run off together and live with the reindeer.

                  Why isnt ^^ that a poll option?

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                  • #10
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                    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                    • #11
                      Blah, she's been in the deep heart of frozen Alaska, home of wolf and moose alike, one with the terrain, she shoves in the knife with a smile and has an eye for the thousand meter shot. Putin? In his time he might have been great, but too long in Moscow, and too long in the tooth.

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                      • #12
                        Your crush on Palin is cute and all, but Palin would be toast.
                        If you don't like reality, change it! me
                        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                        • #13
                          Duh Aeson, she's a faithful christian wife, he's a commie.

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                          • #14
                            Palin, and her blue collar family. Amazing that "democrats" don't see it.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GePap
                              Your crush on Palin is cute and all, but Palin would be toast.

                              Not!
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