Breaking Science - Nobel Material !!!

[Berzerker]

They're just smart enough to poop downhill

hey, cows dont piss into the wind either

[Fake Boris]

However Lohmann, who was not part of the research team, cautioned that "the study is based entirely on correlations. To demonstrate conclusively that cattle have a magnetic sense, some kind of experimental manipulation will eventually be needed."

Isn't correlation causation anyway?

[Dinner]

There might be an easier explanation other then cows can read the earth's magnetic field. Maybe it is cold and the cows turn with their sides facing east-west so they get the most sun or maybe the wind is blowing from the south so facing north gets their faces out of the wind and provides the smallest wind profile.

[Winston]

Maybe they're using Icelandic homing pigeons.