Top 10 Things A Woman Has Ever Said To Me

[David Floyd]

Ah, Imran's here.

I fully expect a long post ridiculing my post. In fact, that's why I posted it, in the hope and expectation that you would mock me

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Starchild
Hmm. Top thing a woman has ever said to me? 'I'll leave you three gentlemen alone then' is probably up there.

A woman said about the same thing to me recently (well two instead of three). But we were having a good philosophical discussion and she was just drunk and wanted attention.

JM
(She was hot though, but really drunk girls turn me off if I am not drunk, and it was a good discussion.)

[David Floyd]

bump

Come on, give me some responses, even if just to flame me. I CRAVE ATTENTION!

[OneFootInTheGrave]

from memory - top repetitive thing a woman has said to me is "can you wash the dishes?"

[Soltz]

"Daddy, let's go shopping!"

[Fake Boris]

In my experience, Floyd's #10 is spot-on.

The rest seems plausible.

[rah]

My favorite was when planning an evening and hearing..

"We don't need to decide on that yet, why don't you just come over and we'll discuss it then."

Always meant that the discussion would be happening under a blanket

[Asher]

Under blankets.

Republicans...

[David Floyd]

Here's what's great about women - they are always telling you what they want, you just have to listen. Sometimes you have to crack the female code first, but it isn't really that hard. Women want exactly what men want much of the time, but if for any reason they actually don't want to sleep with you RIGHT AWAY, but do actually like you, they'll let you know without saying something stupid like "Let's go watch a movie at your place, but just so you know, we're not having sex."

Case in point:

Last night, I get off work and go to a restaurant right by work to have a couple of drinks and unwind. A buddy of mine happens to show up, and wants to go downtown to 6th St. He offers to drive. Obviously, I'm in. I'm still in my work clothes, which consists of khakis and a Best Buy shirt (I did take my nametag off, haha), but don't care.

Anyway, at one bar I end up meeting a girl (and guys, this is the easy part - she was sitting at the bar, listening to the band. Some random guy friend was nearby, but she was obviously more into the band than him. I just walked up and said hi). We end up hitting it off pretty well, and she wants to go somewhere quieter where we can talk, so I take her to a late night coffee shop. We have a great conversation, she makes it very clear she wants to see me again and we make dinner plans for later this week. As per my usual M.O., at the end of the night I lean in to give her a kiss, a precursor to an invite back to my place. Rather than kiss me, agree to come back to my place, and give me the usual warning of "We're NOT sleeping together tonight", she simply says that since we just met she isn't ready for any of that, but she still really wants to see me later this week. She gives me her number, and then drives me home.

Classy, but my point is that she told me exactly what she wanted. It didn't lead to sex last night, which is fine, but my point is that if a random girl you meet is going to decline sex and actually mean it, she isn't even going to bring it up. If she had said "I never do this", "We're not having sex", "You can come over but have to sleep on the couch", or any variation of that, I 100% guarantee sex would have resulted.

[rah]

Originally posted by Asher
Under blankets.

Republicans...

If republican means trying not to sound too crass by saying under blankets instead of while I was ******* the **** out of her. Then yes guilty as charged.

[Asher]

I took it more literally. The Republican style of sex...no foreplay, under covers, lights out, missionary. PERIOD.

No wonder they cruise bathrooms for sex.

[MikeH]

This is one of the most misogynistic threads ever.

[rah]

I think that's a bit of a generalization.

I think I can safely say that even though I'm a repug, I don't have sex like one. hmmm, that just sounds wrong somehow.

[David Floyd]

MikeH - so? If women complained I'd listen, but they usually can't enunciate with my dick coming out of their mouth, so it's kinda hard to understand the complaints.

[Asher]

How can you afford to live with all of these prostitutes?