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  • #16
    Brilliant

    If she came up with that herself I may have to re-evaluate my opinion of her...
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    • #17
      Doesn't matter if you vote for Paris Hilton or the Barack Obama/William Ayres ticket. No matter who wins, you still get two big boobs in the White House.
      -rmsharpe

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      • #18
        This was written by Will Ferrell's good friend Adam McKay, and co-owner of funnyordie.com.

        He's the guy who wrote Talledega Nights and Step Brothers.

        He called Paris, she was game.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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        • #19
          Originally posted by rmsharpe
          Doesn't matter if you vote for Paris Hilton or the Barack Obama/William Ayres ticket. No matter who wins, you still get two big boobs in the White House.
          Big?
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #20
            Better than now where we have 2 little ****** who stick their heads into business that ain't theirs.
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Theben
              Better than now where we have 2 little ****** who stick their heads into business that ain't theirs.
              Like my health insurance?
              -rmsharpe

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              • #22
                You sell propane at a gas station. You don't have health insurance.
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                • #23


                  Better than McCain. Doesn't matter that she didn't write it herself, that just shows that she picks better advisers than McCain...
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                  • #24
                    Pardon my ignorance (it seems I'm showing it a lot today) but whoTF is William Ayres and what does he have to do with Obama? I tried Wikipedia; it listed two politicians by that name, a Democrat who died in the fifties and a Republican who died in 2000.
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                    • #25
                      Bill Ayers teaches at the University of Illinois at Chicago and is a former member of the Weather Underground. Apparently he and Obama were in a few of the same community organizations in Chicago and they were quite friendly.

                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #26
                        Weather Underground
                        Or in other words, is a domestic terrorist to spare you another Wiki search.
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                        • #27
                          She looks like she's gained weight. And she still hasn't done that eyelid surgery she needs.
                          However, the message was better than the medium. Unusual.
                          Graffiti in a public toilet
                          Do not require skill or wit
                          Among the **** we all are poets
                          Among the poets we are ****.

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                          • #28
                            Ah. Wiki listed Ayers on the disambiguation page, but I (incorrectly) assumed rmsharpe had spelled the dude's name right. Also I assumed "Weather Underground" was some sort of stupid hippie rock band, perhaps the guys who did "In the year 2525." Thanks.
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