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    And Britney as VP or what
    Blah

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    • #3
      The scary thing is that she sounds like she understand what she says - is it certain that she is a real blondine ?
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        McCain gets himself into a public dialogue with Paris Hilton, and she looks like the reasonable one.
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          Paris-Jessica '08
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          • #6
            She has a better, more succint plan than either McCain or Obama
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            • #7
              brilliant!
              either hilton is more clever than i thought or she has great advisors
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              • #8
                Does she look like she's gained weight?

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                • #9
                  Her PR company must've rubbed their hands when they saw the McCain ad.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MarkG
                    brilliant!
                    either hilton is more clever than i thought ...
                    She's a high school drop out. What do you think?

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                    • #11
                      Develope alternatives and drill? When did Paris become a Republican?

                      Maybe the right wing radio got to her. What do you thing Oerdin?
                      "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                      • #12
                        She is charming polytubbies...

                        She is a witch!! BURN HER!!!
                        bleh

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Patroklos
                          Develope alternatives and drill? When did Paris become a Republican?
                          She's a spoiled rich kid who never had to do an honest day's work, so of course she's a Republican. She sounds just like President Bush.

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                          • #14
                            President Bush has a sensible and all encompassing energy plan too?

                            Cheney, give Zkibbler his account back
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