The Official God FAQ

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
What does the 'H' stand for? I always wanted to know.

Harold? Herbert?

I do get the bit about the stick, though.

You know, I don't know what it stands for either. But there it is.

[Agathon]

It's because of people like Cybershy that Bush got elected.

[Wiglaf]

You are probably ugly and a Stalinist. It is because of people like you that Iran is eventually going to nuke a major city and Apple's stock will be inflated for the next several months. Hopefully Taiwan would be obliterated as well in the crossfire, but that is neither here nor there. OH HELLO MY COMPUTER HAS NO VIRUSES I THINK DIFFERENT! OH NO WAIT WHAT'S THIS MY IMAC SCREEN MELTED MY VIDEO CARD BECAUSE APPLE PUT THE 24 INCH SCREEN 1/2 AN INCH AWAY FROM EVERY VITAL COMPONENT IN THE MACHINE? YOU ARE LIKE THE OLD WOMEN WHO HIRE A HITMAN TO KILL THEMSELVES SO THEIR CATS CAN COLLECT LIFE INSURANCE! SOUNDS GOOD ON PAPER BUT IN REALITY, DISASTER!

Get BENT

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
You are probably ugly and a Stalinist.

I'm not a Stalinist.

[Robert]

Originally posted by Agathon
It's because of people like Cybershy that Bush got elected.

Yes, we dutch people voted for Bush by billions!

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

You know the famous law of the public statement. It's either funny or true.

That's like the dumbest thing ever. Was Cheney saying "We know where those WMD are" funny or true? I'm guessing for Door #3... it was a lie.

Congratulations! You just proved me wrong!
Your statement that Cheney said: "We know where those WMD are" was indeed neither true nor funny.

Man, can I be more wrong?
(ok, you can be more wrong, but can I?)

[Agathon]

Originally posted by CyberShy

Yes, we dutch people voted for Bush by billions!

Do you often reason this poorly?

[Robert]

It's actually pretty funny how my FAQ about those who don't believe in the existence of God turned out into topics about the election of GWB and WMD in Iraque!

It's like: "Hey, we can't counter him regarding his God FAQ, let's just ignore the God FAQ and start talking about GWB and WMD instead, that'll teach him"

I admit, that actually is funny!
You guys are defenitely more funny then I am.

CS

Ps. Please don't start about climate change in response to this post!

[Robert]

Originally posted by Agathon


Do you often reason this poorly?

yup, that's why I believe in God.
It's because I'm retarted and not enlightened like you. I'm sorry for who I am. I'm sorry to dissapoint you

Please teach me to be like you!

Ps. I'd rather poorly formulate my tongue in cheek posts then seriously try to counter such tongue in cheek post

fundamentalists

[DirtyMartini]

Originally posted by Lorizael
GET IT RIGHT, WIGGY.

why would he start now?

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by CyberShy
It's actually pretty funny how my FAQ about those who don't believe in the existence of God turned out into topics about the election of GWB and WMD in Iraque!

It's like: "Hey, we can't counter him regarding his God FAQ, let's just ignore the God FAQ and start talking about GWB and WMD instead, that'll teach him"

I admit, that actually is funny!
You guys are defenitely more funny then I am.

Things that are also funny include: The way in which you completely failed to respond to my real argument, which was that your argument is a strawman.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by CyberShy


yup, that's why I believe in God.
It's because I'm retarted and not enlightened like you. I'm sorry for who I am. I'm sorry to dissapoint you

Please teach me to be like you!

So you're daft and irrational. But that doesn't mean that you have to spell so poorly. Doesn't Firefox for Windows have a built in spell checker?

I don't care if you believe in God or not. I just think that your belief should cost you your vote, and any say in public affairs. After all, other people who claim that invisible men are telling them how to live a righteous life are often locked up.

[CrONoS]

... I don't believe where this thread is going!

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara

Copies of The Watchtower do not make good TP!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by CyberShy
Congratulations! You just proved me wrong!
Your statement that Cheney said: "We know where those WMD are" was indeed neither true nor funny.

Man, can I be more wrong?
(ok, you can be more wrong, but can I?)

So it was Rumsfeld rather than Cheney, of course you knew what I was getting at, but decided to play the moronic semantic game.

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Agathon


So you're daft and irrational. But that doesn't mean that you have to spell so poorly. Doesn't Firefox for Windows have a built in spell checker?

I don't care if you believe in God or not. I just think that your belief should cost you your vote, and any say in public affairs. After all, other people who claim that invisible men are telling them how to live a righteous life are often locked up.

Didn't Socrates listen to a voice?

Didn't he base his entire life quest on an oracle that came from a drugged priestess?