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  • #31
    Because he made a funny joke?
    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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    • #32
      A random assortment of unappealing traits unrelated to the topic at hand are funny. Haha!
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      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #33
        When everybody else takes the joke, you should consider that you're the one at fault.
        Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
        I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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        • #34
          Er, at fault?

          Sure, I suppose it's my "fault" I don't think the joke is funny.

          I think it's annoying, and I think it repeats the same, tired old **** that's been rehashed here over and over again for years.
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          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #35
            Come on -- it's pretty clever. He had the whole tired debate for us in FAQ form. That's worth a wry smirk at least. :smirk:
            The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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            • #36
              Eh, I think it's pretty lame, TBH. Could have been worse though.
              1011 1100
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Nikolai
                When everybody else takes the joke, you should consider that you're the one at fault.
                Hardly 'everybody'.

                Granted, many people don't bother to read Cybershy's posts because they can make accurate predictions as to their value, and hence they won't comment.

                I dragged myself through enough of it to extrapolate that it almost certainly wasn't funny.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Wiglaf
                  I will be urinated on your graves.
                  B♭3

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                  • #39
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #40
                      The original FAQ had a 50% chance of being correct. Based on the evidence that can be evaluated in a laboratory, the answer presented can be best defended. Reason does not permit feelings to be presented in evidence. Oh well.
                      No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
                      "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Lorizael
                        Why is everyone so amused by what is, by CyberShy's own admission, a giant strawman argument?
                        Because everyone is stupid, except you.

                        Just one question to you: did you formulate a counter-argument to more then 10 of my FAQ-items in your head?

                        Sure, I suppose it's my "fault" I don't think the joke is funny.


                        You know the famous law of the public statement. It's either funny or true.
                        So if you say that my FAQ isn't funny then ....... it's apparantly true

                        I think it's annoying, and I think it repeats the same, tired old **** that's been rehashed here over and over again for years.


                        Isn't that the purpose of a FAQ?

                        I dragged myself through enough of it to extrapolate that it almost certainly wasn't funny.


                        'almost' sure?
                        So there's still hope for me
                        Formerly known as "CyberShy"
                        Carpe Diem tamen Memento Mori

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                        • #42
                          It is so funny watching the atheist jews on this forum complain because they have a huge twig in their ass that makes them incapable of taking a joke.

                          It wasn't a strawman, you ******, it was a joke, not an argument.

                          A Hispanic, A Black person, and an Arab are in a car, who's driving? The Police! STRAWMAN! SOURCE?! YOUR STATISTICS ARE OUTDATED! LOL!

                          Get bent. It's a joke aimed at the people who make the FAQs, and it's a good one. It is not directed at a group of atheist people just the douchebags like you clowns.

                          Everyone above who *****ed, please shoot yourselves.

                          Cheney

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                          • #43
                            JESUS H. ****ING CHRIST ALMIGHTY ON A STICK, I AM NOT A JEW OR AN ATHEIST. GET IT RIGHT, WIGGY.
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                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #44
                              What does the 'H' stand for? I always wanted to know.

                              Harold? Herbert?

                              I do get the bit about the stick, though.

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                              • #45
                                You know the famous law of the public statement. It's either funny or true.


                                That's like the dumbest thing ever. Was Cheney saying "We know where those WMD are" funny or true? I'm guessing for Door #3... it was a lie.
                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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