So If Fannie Mae Goes Under. . .

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Winston
I thought we were strictly focused on sexual innuendo..

Well, Apolyton Off Topic has become a haven for lewdness, shameless juvenile sex jokes, and a parade ground for perverts to show off their kinks without inhibition. But we need everybody to pitch in to keep it that way.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia


Well, Apolyton Off Topic has become a haven for lewdness, shameless juvenile sex jokes, and a parade ground for perverts to show off their kinks without inhibition. But we need everybody to pitch in to keep it that way.

It's too bad you're not a dude, otherwise I'd totally want you.

[Winston]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Well, Apolyton Off Topic has become a haven for lewdness, shameless juvenile sex jokes, and a parade ground for perverts to show off their kinks without inhibition. But we need everybody to pitch in to keep it that way.

Well as long as there's a few of us willing to carry the torch, all is not lost. By the way, check the Funny Pictures Thread, post #109..

[Dinner]

They'd never let it go under (5.3 trillion in holdings is huge) and it's easy to extend their loans/bonds.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
Fannie Mae, Sallie Mae, and Freddie Mac going down?

Sounds like a strange pr0n featuring old people.

In a way it is. Financial pr0n.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Oerdin


In a way it is. Financial pr0n.

Oh, I bet after Freddie undergoes some stock inflation, he might have some interest in getting some leverage into Fannie's assets.

Poor Sallie, whose endowment might end up as an aged fail thanks to some bad arrears...

[DaShi]

Damn it! If the US government hadn't spent so much money on the war and instead gave it to me, we wouldn't be in this mess. Ok, we still would be, but I'd be happy, and isn't that what really matters?

[Guynemer]

EDIT: pay no attention, read it wrong...

[DaShi]

That's my fault for writing it so late after a long day.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by DaShi
Damn it! If the US government hadn't spent so much money on the war and instead gave it to me, we wouldn't be in this mess. Ok, we still would be, but I'd be happy, and isn't that what really matters?

Bah! Just go out and borrow $1/3 trillion, like the U.S. did to finance the war.

You'll be just as happy, and you'll never have to pay it back because your army of scumbag lawyers will keep the lenders tied up in court from the rest of your life.

[Dinner]

I'd stash half of it in the Caymen Islands and then live like a rock star on the other half. When they came looking for it I'd declare bankruptcy and move to Brazil.