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  • So, is Finland so ugly that Finnish people are always here?

    A while ago I made a ZOMG LOOK AT ME thread asking for information about my upcoming journey to Mother Russia (PRAISE LENIN). Recently I was able to find a dirt cheap flight to Riga (dirt cheap means spending 80 euros instead of 330 for going straight to the Soviet heart), and I just noticed that the Baltic states aren't awful.

    Au contraire, the whole place looks awesome.

    So I told myself hey, let's visit those Baltic states, maybe the people don't smell of rotten lutefisk and eat salmon for breakfast as the crazy Norwegians. Then woop, I booked an entire week to be shared in Riga and Tallinn (no time for Vilnius though ). And when it will be over, I'll hop a bus for St. Petersburg and explore Rossiya as well.

    But wait, OLOL, there's a ferry connecting Tallin to Helsinki! I can make a day trip. Well, I could. But here's why I'm worried.

    Pekka is Finnish, I suppose. According to the internet, Finland is a rich, green and happy country. But Pekka instead spends most of his Poly time talking about his own life and his fights with the local thugs. Other users (whose names are too Finnish for me to remember, something like Krrkh Prkkkla, and üüüü) are always online, rather than spending their time running naked through the woods and praising Mother Earth.

    Is Finland such a boring and uninteresting place? Do I really have to spend money for visiting a place called Helsinki? Just for one day? Give me advice please.


    p.s. are there tall, blonde homosexuals in Finland?
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    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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    Finland is good if you like nature. All Finns like getting pissed instead, though, and go to St. Pete to do that.
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    • #3
      This is the first image Google returned for "Finnish landscapes".



      Looks like ideal country for serial killers and rural inbreeding.
      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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      • #4
        Originally posted by onodera
        Finland is good if you like nature. All Finns like getting pissed instead, though, and go to St. Pete to do that.
        They tax booze outrageously in Scandinavia so it's no wonder they cross the border to go on cheap booze benders.
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        • #5
          Data, if you are in Tallinn, you should definitely take a day trip in Helsinki, the ferry is quite cheap and it's not a long ride, people do it all the time.
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            Re: So, is Finland so ugly that Finnish people are always here?

            p.s. are there tall, blonde homosexuals in Finland?
            There you go; http://www.marco.fi/

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            • #7
              I do seem to recall, that per population Finland does have more homosexuals than, par example, Sweden. Can't say about their hair color, or stature.

              It's quite nice outside, a bit too warm, about 20.
              I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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              • #8
                It's an Evil Finn trap. Don't do it!
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                • #9
                  SSssshhhh!

                  We need sacrifices for the gods of forest.

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                  • #10
                    Can you Finnish tribes give me some hints about places that ZOMG MUST SEE?
                    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                    Asher on molly bloom

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                    • #11
                      This old Swedish fortress looks kind of cool.

                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #12
                        St. Olaf's Castle also looks cool.

                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #13
                          Re: So, is Finland so ugly that Finnish people are always here?

                          Originally posted by Datajack Franit
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                          p.s. are there tall, blonde homosexuals in Finland?
                          There's always Tom of Finland
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                            Re: So, is Finland so ugly that Finnish people are always here?

                            Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                            (no time for Vilnius though ).
                            Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                            Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
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                              Re: Re: So, is Finland so ugly that Finnish people are always here?

                              Originally posted by Saras



                              I come back from Moscow on September 21st and my return flight is on the 23rd from Riga
                              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                              Asher on molly bloom

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