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    Flamboyant Heterosexuals

    So how much of a flaming hetero are you anyway? Do all of your friends and familly know that you're straight? Do you absolutely have to make it everyone else's business about your sexual orientation?

    The world needs to know where you stand!
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    I'm so out, that I put flamboyant queers to shame!
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    Some people in my life know I'm straight, but others don't (especially at work).
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    I'm in the closet! No one knows I'm a breeder.
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    I like bananas -- what do you think??
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    Last edited by MrFun; July 2, 2008, 20:32.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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    I'm not all that flamboyant. Most of my friends are girls, which seems to confuse people. Also, I don't go to Straight Pride parades or anything. So acquaintances might be unaware that I'm a breeder, but my closer friends have definitely figured it out, and coming out to them as a heterosexual would be pointless.
    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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    • #3
      There, I humored you and did the thing where you talk about heterosexuality and homosexuality as if the roles were reversed. Happy?
      "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

      Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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      • #4
        Everyone assumes I'm completely hetero.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          Like I use to say, I'm so sure I'm hetero I can joke with it. I'm not afraid of teasing my male friends, to put it like that. Most of them are not entirely comfortable with it.
          Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
          I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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          • #6
            You're not fooling anyone, Nikolai.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Nikolai
              Most of them are not entirely comfortable with it.
              Those damn heterophobes.
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #8
                I knew you'd be the one to answer. I'm not bothered by what you believe anyway. I know I'm straight and I know I have no qualms of joking with it.
                Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jaguar
                  Also, I don't go to Straight Pride parades or anything.
                  You're not missing out on anything except for negative stereotypes of breeders portrayed at such events.
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #10
                    Who is using the flame gun, over and over? Not the "breeder". Let's talk about this negative stereotyping some more.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jaguar
                      Also, I don't go to Straight Pride parades or anything.
                      You havent been to a St Patty's day parade? You're missing out.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        I am so far in the closet that people assume that I am not a breeder.

                        JM
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                        • #13
                          Re: Flamboyant Heterosexuals

                          Originally posted by MrFun
                          So how much of a flaming hetero are you anyway? Do all of your friends and familly know that you're straight? Do you absolutely have to make it everyone else's business about your sexual orientation?

                          The world needs to know where you stand!
                          WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



                          ACK!
                          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                          • #14
                            I openly wear my wedding ring.
                            In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

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                            • #15
                              Re: Re: Flamboyant Heterosexuals

                              Originally posted by Tuberski


                              WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



                              ACK!
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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