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  • #16
    Originally posted by Cartimandua
    I openly wear my wedding ring.
    GASP! You make your private sex life everyone else's business!?
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by SlowwHand
      Who is using the flame gun, over and over? Not the "breeder". Let's talk about this negative stereotyping some more.

      Answer the damn question -- how flamoybant of a breeder are you?
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by MrFun



        Answer the damn question -- how flamoybant of a breeder are you?
        I'm not very flamoybant, whatever that is.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Jaguar
          I'm not all that flamboyant. Most of my friends are girls, which seems to confuse people. Also, I don't go to Straight Pride parades or anything. So acquaintances might be unaware that I'm a breeder, but my closer friends have definitely figured it out, and coming out to them as a heterosexual would be pointless.
          You also have a woman on your avatar.
          Graffiti in a public toilet
          Do not require skill or wit
          Among the **** we all are poets
          Among the poets we are ****.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Mr Snuggles
            Everyone assumes I'm completely hetero.
            Oh, poor Asher, having all those Women attracted to him. How does he let them down gently without making them all feel bad
            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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            • #21
              Are nuclear families are breeder reactors?
              B♭3

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              • #22
                Please correct the grammar so the sentance makes sense...
                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                • #23
                  qft
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #24
                    If I go to a musical I pretend not to want to, complain the whole way there, moan about how gay it is at intermission (which I call halftime), and declare boldly in the lobby on the way out that "I will never let myself be drug to one of these *** festivals ever again!"

                    Then, I secretly copy the CD off my wife and listen to it in the car when no one else is around.
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #25
                      ... while crying as you masturbate to it?
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Mrs Snuggles
                        Are nuclear families actually breeder reactors?
                        B♭3

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Japher
                          If I go to a musical I pretend not to want to, complain the whole way there, moan about how gay it is at intermission (which I call halftime), and declare boldly in the lobby on the way out that "I will never let myself be drug to one of these *** festivals ever again!"

                          Then, I secretly copy the CD off my wife and listen to it in the car when no one else is around.
                          Wow.

                          That's such a straight dude thing to do.
                          B♭3

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by onodera

                            You also have a woman on your avatar.
                            I am more comfortable being Out as a heterosexual on the internet. It's easier to come out to strangers sometimes.
                            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                            Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                            • #29
                              Which musical, Japher?
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #30
                                I get hit on by gays way more than by women... I think, although I don't take count.

                                I've been called gay by people who don't know me very well, mostly women who I don't give the time of day to - haters.
                                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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