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I remember listening to casettes of him on long road trips. I always wondered what fellow travelers thought I was doing when they saw me laughing my ass off hysterically through the car window.
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"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously. -
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The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Holy ****! That ********ing mother****er finally pissed in the ****ing bucket. ****! (tits)Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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, 1996-Perot , 2000-Bush 
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RIP, mother****er.
Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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That ********er sure was imaginative. The local ****ing sports radio station played his baseball/football routine this morning. He was a good one, the mother****erResident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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Pi$$ Off Mother F**ker! He was the instigator in teaching me how to cus a blue streak! I loved that guy
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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I remember him mostly as Rufus from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, since I don't get HBO or what-have-you. Still, I liked Rufus.Comment
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Didn't know the mother****er. The bastard was pretty good...
Last edited by Nostromo; June 23, 2008, 12:17.Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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And remember, dead people is something we should never joke about. Just like rape.
RIP George Carlin, you always had a sharp tongue in your head.
"lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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He also had a brief run playing Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station (Thomas The Tank Engine children's show) in the early 90s.
I remember that ****ing freaked me out.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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"I don't do comedy that makes my audience think...because that would be the death of comedy. Rather, I do comedy that lets my audience know that I've been thinking." ... George Carlin.
Probably the most intellectual of today's comedians. He will prove to be irreplaceable.
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"Rape can be funny, just picture elmer fudd raping porky pig!"Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
And remember, dead people is something we should never joke about. Just like rape.
RIP George Carlin, you always had a sharp tongue in your head.
"F*ck the children. and i can say that, because i was mister conductor."Originally posted by -Jrabbit
He also had a brief run playing Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station (Thomas The Tank Engine children's show) in the early 90s.
I remember that ****ing freaked me out.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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Hmm, even though my worldview seemed to match up with Carlin's 99% of the time, not once did he ever make me laugh out loud. It wasn't any funnier than someone telling me the sky is blue. Am I weird?Comment
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