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  • #16
    I suspect this will work every bit as well as it did wit the chick from the Hampton Inn last week.

    But best of luck, Wiglaf.
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    RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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    • #17
      Go to a bar and drink until she's cute. No, not really.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Wiglaf
        $600? Um no. I do not know what one eyed Cyclopes you bang in dank alleys but this is premium grade. And she comes with a gaming computer
        As long as her cave entrance has running water and isn't inhabited, ol' one-eye can meet my one eye any day (or night).
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #19
          WHOA! A gaming computer, that's not yet built. Quite a deal.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #20
            Assuming she actually likes porn (which I have been reliably told some gals do... ) you'd need more space. We go in for story and character development and that takes more gigs.
            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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            • #21
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
                Assuming she actually likes porn (which I have been reliably told some gals do... ) you'd need more space. We go in for story and character development and that takes more gigs.
                It's not a question of if she likes porn, it's a question of if she'll like Wiggy's collection of gay porn/WWE videos.
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                • #23
                  Well some actors swing both ways so there may be some common ground. (Peter North I'm looking at you*.)



                  [Edit: * While wearing protective goggles.]
                  "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
                    Well some actors swing both ways so there may be some common ground. (Peter North I'm looking at you*.)



                    [Edit: * While wearing protective goggles.]
                    Peter North is an underrated actor.
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                    • #25


                      [Edit: * While wearing protective goggles.]


                      goggles are hardly enough.





                      Wiggy, you're a chump for building a computer for a girl "in hopes of impressing her".Good luck with your failure.

                      Wait, you're actually paying for it? bwahahahahahahahah
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Az


                        [Edit: * While wearing protective goggles.]


                        goggles are hardly enough.
                        You speak from experience of taking PNorth's special sauce, I presume?
                        "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                        • #27
                          That's a ****ty box you're building. Is she that ugly?
                          What?

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                          • #28

                            You speak from experience of taking PNorth's special sauce, I presume?


                            no, and not interested, thanks.
                            urgh.NSFW

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