you know it's true.
Anyway I just got some great news. Got back from check up, because I'm seeing like the whole medical staff of this city weekly, finally starting to bounce back. So my results came back. Basically I've been tested like a monkey because I had severe burn out and major depression, so I was in deep trouble and I'm still not out of it but getting better.
So since my employer pays for everything automatically, and they are my doctors, they just do everything and charge. But it's fine with me, hey, it's free for me so why not.
So today I got my blood results back, nothing wrong, good values. Also they measured my blood pressure, it was excellent, healthy as an ox. Then they did the medical check with everything like family history, also excellent, no family diseases. Height, weight, just basic check up and everything. So as they know my history, and that I've gained weight in the last year because I haven't done much sports at all, just very stressed and now the last couple of month total imprisonment in my own place, they didn't first believe the results so they double checked them for mistakes. You see, I'm a walking miracle, physical phenomenon.
Then the cognitive skills, they tested my memory and all kinds of things, I scored full points. I mean my memory still stinks, my concnetration skills are still very low. But naturalyl I busted the index out the window. So they just figured it's weird, very weird, that I score full points in everything and not break a sweat, yet I'm sick as ****.
What can I say. Your human tests are too easy. I am God to you, and a walking miracle. So I had a good day because I was worried about my health, I've been abusing it for so long now.
Anyway I just got some great news. Got back from check up, because I'm seeing like the whole medical staff of this city weekly, finally starting to bounce back. So my results came back. Basically I've been tested like a monkey because I had severe burn out and major depression, so I was in deep trouble and I'm still not out of it but getting better.
So since my employer pays for everything automatically, and they are my doctors, they just do everything and charge. But it's fine with me, hey, it's free for me so why not.
So today I got my blood results back, nothing wrong, good values. Also they measured my blood pressure, it was excellent, healthy as an ox. Then they did the medical check with everything like family history, also excellent, no family diseases. Height, weight, just basic check up and everything. So as they know my history, and that I've gained weight in the last year because I haven't done much sports at all, just very stressed and now the last couple of month total imprisonment in my own place, they didn't first believe the results so they double checked them for mistakes. You see, I'm a walking miracle, physical phenomenon.
Then the cognitive skills, they tested my memory and all kinds of things, I scored full points. I mean my memory still stinks, my concnetration skills are still very low. But naturalyl I busted the index out the window. So they just figured it's weird, very weird, that I score full points in everything and not break a sweat, yet I'm sick as ****.
What can I say. Your human tests are too easy. I am God to you, and a walking miracle. So I had a good day because I was worried about my health, I've been abusing it for so long now.
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