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Ah, I was betor'd to it.
Great minds, etc...
Great minds, etc...
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Fine. I have a flight in two and a half hours and I cannot find my debit card but I am going to go make a move on desk girl without the glasses, this will be virtually impossible. Not even Hulk Hogan could pull this off.Comment
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Go Wiglaf.
We should have a poll on how this ends.Comment
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I suspect 'in disaster' can be safely assumed."In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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well?!?!? how'd it go?
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Easy now. Wiglaf could be one of those er, slow starters.Comment
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She says maybe tomorrow. I say, you're stalling, Melinda (I read her name off her name tag) and she smiles and says ok she gets off tonight. I say damn right you do. Let's eat at the place accross the street. She is happy but I feel like I should reserve a room since I was supposed to move out in like an hour. So I book the room I plan to boff her in. She realizes this and mutters 'men' half jokingly, then catches me staring at her breasts. I think to myself, she has a third eye in her breasts, which kills my libido momentarily.
I was sort of pissed the whole date since I'm down $150 for the nonrefundable plane ticket I had today and for what, for random front desk poontang. So I order the Big Boy's Big Chunky Breakfast Platter (they have all-day breakfast), and she kind of said 'woah' as if this is a faux paws, to order a huge breakfast on a date in the evening. Well the sausage, eggs and ham came hot as dong and the pancakes were drenched in syrup which had about the same effect as having your nuts sawed off. Who wants to have sex when you are going to spew pancakes and eggs and Big Al's fudge cake all over.
We round the bases but the lights were all off in my room so I spent about 15 minutes looking for my CONDOM AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT KETCHUP AND MAYONNAISE PEOPLE. This apparently made her realize she should not cheat on her boyfriend (what a whore) and she decides to call me tomorrow. Screw you Melinda, now I am out a plane ticket, $12 for Big Al's fudge pancake lunch, and my LIGHTS STILL WON'T TURN THE **** ON.
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How many elected officials does it take to turn on the light?
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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Originally posted by Darius871
I approve of this threadi.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Wiglaf is an elected official?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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to this thread and to Wiglaf, who is single-handedly saving Apolyton from the death throes at the hand of DanQ.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Wiggy, you need to prioritize what you need help with. Starting with getting mental help is a good start.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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It would make all sorts of sense.Originally posted by Asher
Wiglaf is an elected official?“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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ummm... are you for serious?Originally posted by Wiglaf
She says maybe tomorrow. I say, you're stalling, Melinda (I read her name off her name tag) and she smiles and says ok she gets off tonight. I say damn right you do. Let's eat at the place accross the street. She is happy but I feel like I should reserve a room since I was supposed to move out in like an hour. So I book the room I plan to boff her in. She realizes this and mutters 'men' half jokingly, then catches me staring at her breasts. I think to myself, she has a third eye in her breasts, which kills my libido momentarily.
I was sort of pissed the whole date since I'm down $150 for the nonrefundable plane ticket I had today and for what, for random front desk poontang. So I order the Big Boy's Big Chunky Breakfast Platter (they have all-day breakfast), and she kind of said 'woah' as if this is a faux paws, to order a huge breakfast on a date in the evening. Well the sausage, eggs and ham came hot as dong and the pancakes were drenched in syrup which had about the same effect as having your nuts sawed off. Who wants to have sex when you are going to spew pancakes and eggs and Big Al's fudge cake all over.
We round the bases but the lights were all off in my room so I spent about 15 minutes looking for my CONDOM AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT KETCHUP AND MAYONNAISE PEOPLE. This apparently made her realize she should not cheat on her boyfriend (what a whore) and she decides to call me tomorrow. Screw you Melinda, now I am out a plane ticket, $12 for Big Al's fudge pancake lunch, and my LIGHTS STILL WON'T TURN THE **** ON.
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