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  • AAHZ's Miracle Hangover Cureâ„¢ (Part 1)

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    Last edited by ZEE; April 22, 2011, 04:51.
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  • #2
    Breaking news: Sky is blue.


    B/c when you drink you dehydrate yourself. Drinking water before the effects set in helps mitigate the hangover. Same with soup.
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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    • #3
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      Last edited by ZEE; April 22, 2011, 04:51.
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      • #4
        1) Drink lots of water before crashing. If this means you have to spend half an hour drinking large glasses at five-minute intervals when you really don't want to, so be it

        2) Eat salty food before going to sleep. Potato chips or slices of buttered bread with salt on them are excellent for this purpose

        3) Get plenty of fresh air while you sleep it off. This means opening a window in your bedroom, or getting someone to do it for you if you're too incapacitated

        Each of these steps is equally important in my experience. If you leave one out and don't have a hangover, I'd say it's either luck, or you didn't drink enough alcohol to merit any preemptive measures in the first place.

        Pain killers will do nothing until you actually experience pain. It was the water that did the trick. That, and luck..

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        • #5
          Originally posted by AAHZ
          i think the pain killer works too. dosen't it thin the blood or something?
          I think it helps kill the pain or something.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #6
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            Last edited by ZEE; April 22, 2011, 04:52.
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            • #7
              Pickle juice.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Moderation.

                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • #9
                  You probably felt fine because drinking the water mitigated the dehydration caused by the alcohol and diluted the toxic downstream products of alcohol metabolism (acetylaldehyde is the killer).

                  There's no point in taking a painkiller in the morning if you have a hangover since by the time it kicks in, you'll already be trailing off the worst of it anyway. I wouldn't recommend taking a painkiller at all since the whole point of a hangover is that your liver is working full time to clear the metabolic backlog. You're just asking it to do even more if you start taking drugs.

                  Also, you were drinking vodka. Distilled spirits are most just ethanol and water, they give cleaner hangovers. Wine and beer are jumbled mixes of yeast metabolites and produce a lot more side compounds.
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                  • #10
                    Alternative Hangover Cure = Don't Drink So Much!

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                    • #11
                      What also works for hangovers. Stay in bed. God I feel like crap.
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                      • #12
                        /me points and laughs at Hauptman.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hauptman
                          What also works for hangovers. Stay in bed. God I feel like crap.
                          QFT. I drank way too much friday and man did I feel like **** saturday. The stupid part is that I was at one of Montreal's biggest clubs for a fashion show. There were beautiful women as far as the eyes can see. But, no, I had to screw things up by drinking too much. I didn't do anything stupid or anything, but drinking too much puts you out of the game...
                          Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Winston
                            1) Drink lots of water before crashing. If this means you have to spend half an hour drinking large glasses at five-minute intervals when you really don't want to, so be it

                            2) Eat salty food before going to sleep. Potato chips or slices of buttered bread with salt on them are excellent for this purpose

                            3) Get plenty of fresh air while you sleep it off. This means opening a window in your bedroom, or getting someone to do it for you if you're too incapacitated

                            Each of these steps is equally important in my experience. If you leave one out and don't have a hangover, I'd say it's either luck, or you didn't drink enough alcohol to merit any preemptive measures in the first place.

                            Pain killers will do nothing until you actually experience pain. It was the water that did the trick. That, and luck..
                            In fairness, naproxen sodium at least slightly satisfies #2, so the pain reliever wasn't a total waste.

                            Anyway, I always find that a good 20min of running, swimming, or just sitting in a sauna helps clear out all the junk real quick.
                            Unbelievable!

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