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    I thought you would be bigger.....

    So, I walk into the cafeteria at work yesterday and I see a guy thatlooks very similar to professional wrestler Shawn Michaels. Except this guy seems to small. Called the 11-yo stepson/wrestling fanatic and confirm that the tattoos that thisguy has are the same as the wrestler. So, I wait until he his finished eating and ask for his autograph for my stepson, which he gives me. I couldn't help think of the line from Roadhouse "Ithought you'd be bigger."

    Perverts.

    But that's not the end of the story. His father is a patient in the hospital and I'm called to repair a light in his room. I test the light and it requires a new ballast.

    When I get back, Sean Michaels is leaning against the sink that the light is over. I give him my best "Move it, or I'll tear you to pieces" look, causing him to immediately move away from the sink in fear.*

    I proceeded to finish my repairs and left the room.

    ACK!







    * Story slightly embellished for dramatic effect.
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!
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    Is this one of the fake wrestlers?
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    • #3
      He's just a sexy boy, SEXY BOOOYY, he's not your boy toy, BOY TOOOOYY
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Asher
        Is this one of the fake wrestlers?
        Yeah.

        ACK!
        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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        • #5



          Shawn Michaels currently holds the World Tag Championship with his opponent in this match, John Cena. Shawn is 6'1" and weighs 225 pounds. "The Heartbreak Kid" has had some great WrestleMania success in the past. At WrestleMania XII, he beat Bret Hart in a 60-minute Iron Match to win his first WWE Championship. Shawn earned this title shot by winning a three-way match against Randy Orton and Edge.
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          • #6
            Way to go tubes, you totally pwned the dude
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              funny thing is in a few days ill be having to see this same guy and his father my self in a few days since his dad is coming to surgery in a week.
              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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              • #8
                Have them take out his tonsils or something as a kind of special tribute and appreciation deal.
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                • #9
                  If thats a recent pic, it looks like he's off the HGH/roids combo.
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                  • #10
                    It also looks flagrantly homosexual--leather pants that draw attention to the crotch. Or is my gaydar busted?
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                    • #11
                      gaydar must be busted His wife is at the hospital with him and she aint a little gal. Got some boobs biger then sh$t and some dyed blonde hair that is longer then his.
                      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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                      • #12
                        Hey, I wasn't saying he necessarily is gay, just that if he isn't he's giving off the wrong message with that outfit and hairstyle. Maybe the facial expression too. I am not denying that he's a...macho, macho man.
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                        • #13
                          Pro wrestling is gay.
                          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                          • #14
                            I like that little write up about him, though. It's as if it took 60 minutes of actual battle to decide who would win the championship and the outcome was in doubt until the bitter end.
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                            • #15
                              I misread the title as "I thought yours would be bigger" and wondered what kind of thread that would be.....
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