Pekka on Pekka

[Pekka]

Yes I am greenlighted there but it was postponed with 6 weeks due to visa issues.

So... in 7 or 8 weeks I should be there. We'll see.

[Wezil]

I think the change will be good for you. Let strange Americans and even stranger Pekka go eye to eye for a bit.

[Pekka]

Yes I hope so.

[Pekka]

I think I might try a new strategy. I walk the streets and ask random people if they would like to be my friend. THe ones that say no, I just punch them in the face.

[Wezil]

That strategy won't work well in the US.

[Pekka]

Well that's too bad then.

[Wezil]

You'd likely get punched in the face before recieving an answer more often than you expect.

Have you considered a portable webcam device? A PekkaCam so to speak? You could affix the cam to your person when you get up in the morning and charge subsriber fees for all that wish to watch your fantastic journies in realtime.

[Pekka]

But then how could I stop bowing down and checking out my dong all day long? I would starve to death

[Wezil]

A temporary pause in the feed for all but your best and favourite subscribers (have a PekkaCam Plus account or something for a few extra bucks). You get to check out your dong and create an incentive for people to pay you more money.

[Pekka]

Yeah, loads of people would love to watch misery, live feed. I would just end up suggesting everyone watching to kill themselves.

[Wezil]

That's not a very sound business plan.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Pekka
But then how could I stop bowing down and checking out my dong all day long? I would starve to death

But at least you'd be looking at something that made you happy.

And by "you", I suppose I really mean "me".

[Pekka]

I don't get it AC, how did my dong make you happy? I'm glad it did but I still don't understand... I mean you talk in past tense.

[Wezil]

I think she's saying she'd be a PekkaCam Plus subscriber.

[Pekka]

I guess so.

I don't know man, I'm worried. It's like, so you're worried NOW? Nah, I mean... insomnia is back with full force. It really doesn't help. Other stuff as well, my metabolism is totally dead. And even though my sex drive has been killed totally, I seem to get long lasting erections for no reason at all. It's really weird. My body is simply scrambling to all directions, functioning in weird ways now. So I'm sort of worired about that. I need to get soem sleep, that's all. I mean how do I explain that to a doctor? "yes, my symptoms for insomnia is that I don't sleep and I'm tired. After few days, I get constant erections for no reason at all." "Hmm well that isn't a symptom of insomnia... in fact that's weird." Maybe they'll make a new section in the medical book just for me.