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I had a little Q&A with myself and here's the transcript:
Pekka: So, the purpose of this Q&A is to get to know you, you know because a lot of people don't know, in fact I don't know who you really are. So let's start by asking very generic type of question and take it from there. Is that OK with you?
Pekka: Oh yeah absolutely.
Pekka: Let's start by asking how are you doing today?
Pekka: It's the same ol' same ol'. Listened to some music, and then did this interview with myself.
Pekka: So what about lately, can you tell us an interesting story?
Pekka: An interesting story? Today I thought about stopping the traffic. You know, just stand in the middle of the intersection and do naked push ups. Jumping jacks, stuff like that. I actually noticed something, I've gained weight this year, I've always been quite fit but I've gained weight and you know it troubles me a bit so I need to be working out soon or I'll become huge. I think it's due to my low metabolism, I haven't done anything this year so I guess that's an interesting story for you. I haven't done ANYTHING. I pretty much think I've wasted 6 months.
Pekka: OK? Ok... why haven't you done anything this year?
Pekka: Well I'm a bit sick these days. I basically think about flashing all the time. If not that, then I just sit and stare the walls. I know I have a problem. Here's an interesting story, the big boss came down to my place, he even took his secretary with him. I guess they weren't sure if I was drinking my own piss or basically put a bullet in my head already. I think they were worried.
Pekka: Oh really?
Pekka: ... really, I'm not kidding. So I just basically told them point blank that I hate life and yeah, that's pretty much about it! There was one other guy who was backing me up, saying that normally I have lots of drive and I'm good at what I do, and that they have plans for me, they still have those same plans for me and they just want me to get better but I don't know man... I mean I think about doing nude jumping jacks for kicks.
Pekka: So you have mental health problems?
Pekka: **** you. I might be a weirdo but I'll still kick your ass.
Pekka: ... I'm sure you can do that because you are me and I am you. I think you just proved my point.
Pekka: Your point? It's just as much my point as it is your point. You see how much you're asking for a kicking? I hate it when people start claiming things when it's in fact me and you know, don't take credit from me.
Pekka: How could I do that? If I take credit from you, it's you doing it so you still get all the credit. And what credit would that be? That you can kick your own ass? OK let's move on. What are you set out to do next in life?
Pekka: I don't know man. Nothing I guess. I guess my mission in life is to make a woman ejaculate on me. That, and make a freaky baby. And get better, I guess that's the most important thing, but not necessarily in this order. I'd top the ejaculation thing on top. Or have sex with an amputee.
Pekka: Sounds exciting. What else besides that, I mean do you, what's going on with your career?
Pekka: Nothing. Currently I'm not working. I'm trying to resist the attempt to lock myself in the closet and drink my own urine. I guess people wouldn't understand it. And by that I mean people who can put me away. I think it wouldn't go down well with my employer either. Then again it might be an opportunity, you know I might meet a freaky lady in there, who is willing to amputate her legs for that one night thrill. You have to be crazy to do that so maybe I need to go where crazy people are. This is to say I'm an optimist no matter what happens.
Pekka: OK that's about all the time we had so I congratulate you with your choices and wish you all the best in the future.
Pekka: Thanks dude.
Pekka: So, the purpose of this Q&A is to get to know you, you know because a lot of people don't know, in fact I don't know who you really are. So let's start by asking very generic type of question and take it from there. Is that OK with you?
Pekka: Oh yeah absolutely.
Pekka: Let's start by asking how are you doing today?
Pekka: It's the same ol' same ol'. Listened to some music, and then did this interview with myself.
Pekka: So what about lately, can you tell us an interesting story?
Pekka: An interesting story? Today I thought about stopping the traffic. You know, just stand in the middle of the intersection and do naked push ups. Jumping jacks, stuff like that. I actually noticed something, I've gained weight this year, I've always been quite fit but I've gained weight and you know it troubles me a bit so I need to be working out soon or I'll become huge. I think it's due to my low metabolism, I haven't done anything this year so I guess that's an interesting story for you. I haven't done ANYTHING. I pretty much think I've wasted 6 months.
Pekka: OK? Ok... why haven't you done anything this year?
Pekka: Well I'm a bit sick these days. I basically think about flashing all the time. If not that, then I just sit and stare the walls. I know I have a problem. Here's an interesting story, the big boss came down to my place, he even took his secretary with him. I guess they weren't sure if I was drinking my own piss or basically put a bullet in my head already. I think they were worried.
Pekka: Oh really?
Pekka: ... really, I'm not kidding. So I just basically told them point blank that I hate life and yeah, that's pretty much about it! There was one other guy who was backing me up, saying that normally I have lots of drive and I'm good at what I do, and that they have plans for me, they still have those same plans for me and they just want me to get better but I don't know man... I mean I think about doing nude jumping jacks for kicks.
Pekka: So you have mental health problems?
Pekka: **** you. I might be a weirdo but I'll still kick your ass.
Pekka: ... I'm sure you can do that because you are me and I am you. I think you just proved my point.
Pekka: Your point? It's just as much my point as it is your point. You see how much you're asking for a kicking? I hate it when people start claiming things when it's in fact me and you know, don't take credit from me.
Pekka: How could I do that? If I take credit from you, it's you doing it so you still get all the credit. And what credit would that be? That you can kick your own ass? OK let's move on. What are you set out to do next in life?
Pekka: I don't know man. Nothing I guess. I guess my mission in life is to make a woman ejaculate on me. That, and make a freaky baby. And get better, I guess that's the most important thing, but not necessarily in this order. I'd top the ejaculation thing on top. Or have sex with an amputee.
Pekka: Sounds exciting. What else besides that, I mean do you, what's going on with your career?
Pekka: Nothing. Currently I'm not working. I'm trying to resist the attempt to lock myself in the closet and drink my own urine. I guess people wouldn't understand it. And by that I mean people who can put me away. I think it wouldn't go down well with my employer either. Then again it might be an opportunity, you know I might meet a freaky lady in there, who is willing to amputate her legs for that one night thrill. You have to be crazy to do that so maybe I need to go where crazy people are. This is to say I'm an optimist no matter what happens.
Pekka: OK that's about all the time we had so I congratulate you with your choices and wish you all the best in the future.
Pekka: Thanks dude.
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