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    ....a global disaster like nuclear war, massive zombie onslaught, alien invasion, beer shortage etc.

    No poll, since I want an open debate without oppressing anyone by limiting the choices.

    What do you think? Frozen pizza depends on energy supply for the freezer, so it's not a good choice IMO. Of course you can go with the classic food in tin cans, but I think that only reflects a too conventional and quite boring approach for the avantgardists we are here. Eating fellow survivors has been tried numerous times as well, so it's an old hat too. We need to find new ways. Maybe genetic manipulation can help here, we could eat others just in part (like a leg or so) then let them regrow everything for further meals.


    Post your suggestions
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  • #2
    Cockroaches
    What?

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    • #3
      Canned Beans
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      • #4
        In the case of a zombie uprising, Zombie flesh. Cooked of course in order to get rid of the virus. In a nuclear war there will be charred bodies everywhere so you don't even need to cook! Just break of an arm or something and start eating.

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        • #5
          That's disgusting, but needs must I suppose.
          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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          • #6
            I know! Beans in a can? Who ever heard of such a thing?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
              In the case of a zombie uprising, Zombie flesh. Cooked of course in order to get rid of the virus.
              Nice thinking here, using enemy forces to your own advantage. But is zombie research really sure that cooking is enough to kill the virus? If not there could be unwanted side effects, like for example spreading zombiehood.
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              • #8
                Pemmican?
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                • #9
                  The simplist answer

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                  • #10
                    I remember an article about somebody eating 50 year old grains. They were apparently perfectly eatable if stored correctly, and if the grains were whole.
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                    • #11
                      I've got a small supply of emergency food rations (foil packaged, last up to 5 yrs).
                      Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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                      • #12
                        MREs
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          Teh food with teh highest amount of preservatives
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            Peanut Butter crackers.
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