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  • Tales from dumbest America.

    A middle school teacher in Florida recently did a "magic" trick (read: illusion) where he made a tooth pick seem to disappear and then reappear. Parents got upset and accused the teacher of practicing witchcraft and pressured the school board into firing him for "wizardry". You just can't make this stuff up.

    Fla. teacher fired, accused of wizardry

    Tuesday, May 06, 2008


    A Florida teacher's magic trick seems to have made his job vanish.

    Jim Piculas worked as a substitute teacher at a middle school about 30 minutes from Tampa, Florida.

    One day he made a toothpick "disappear" then "reappear" in front of his students, but the next day he got a call from his supervisor saying he didn't need to return to campus.

    "I said, 'Well pat, what's this all about?' And he said, 'I don't really know how to put this Jim except to say that you've been accused of wizardry.'"

    The school district claims there were other problems, like not following lesson plans and letting students play on computers.

    Piculas is challenging his dismissal.
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    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #3
      Which century have we again?

      And which one has Florida?

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      • #4
        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #6
            Oh, now I understand why US were so eager to go after Sad... You-Know-Who.
            The great wizard made WMDs invisible.
            The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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            • #7
              Don't worry. He'll simply make disappear the matches used to light his pyre.
              "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
              "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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              • #8
                Jesus, I regret clicking that first YouTube video. Those guys should really change their job.
                "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                • #9
                  I like the fat guy's quip at the end about Republicans in that lame video. He is a known loser who just insults George Bush and pretends he has a radio show when he just sits behind a desk videotaping himself for youtube while he shovels burritos and the rest of Taco Bell's menu into his lardy deficient brain. The fact he has no personality or on screen sex appeal or an interesting voice or any intelligence is another mark against him.

                  The reality is that 25% of the democratic party is black, and we all know without even being racist that 1/3 of black males end up in jail in their life time, and most cannot pass the SAT or go to college. So if you want to play the intelligence game, numbers have you beat I'm afraid.

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                  • #10
                    I'm so glad that Florida will be at the bottom of the ocean when sea levels rise.

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                    • #11
                      Aren't you glad that Florida has a large part in saying who our next president will be?
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                      I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
                        I'm so glad that Florida will be at the bottom of the ocean when sea levels rise.
                        But that makes people from Florida move elsewhere. Do you really want that?
                        "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                        "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                        • #13
                          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                          • #14
                            My stupid state
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              omg

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