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  • #16
    Hmm, a challenge.
    "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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    • #17
      Masturbation is so selfish

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
        Hmm, a challenge.
        I volunteer to keep count
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #19
          Originally posted by VJ
          Masturbation is so selfish
          In some cases, for people with SOs, I agree.

          I am not sure of any reason in my case why that would be true though.

          JM
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          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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          • #20
            Gawd! I LOVE my city!

            Give us just the slightest excuse to celebrate (and have a reason to throw a party) - and we'll be there - no matter what it's theme is!
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            "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
            "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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            • #21
              Originally posted by VJ
              Masturbation is so selfish
              Not if it's reciprocal and simultaneous, as can happen between adventurous couples in places where they can't do full-on intercourse but where a quick "handshake for the unemployed" is feasible.

              Purely hypothetical situations where this might occur include: at the cinema, in the car, on the roof of a civic building near dusk, and reaching through detention center bars.
              "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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              • #22
                Masturbate-a-Thon?

                I can get paid for doing it?!



                (editing mishap)
                Last edited by Omni Rex Draconis; May 2, 2008, 23:09.
                Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                • #23
                  I am always up for a good cause.
                  Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                  • #24
                    My housemate Bing used to have problems sleeping and recently he said he went to his doctor and meant to ask about Lunesta. But he got confused and ended up asking for Levitra instead.

                    The doctor laughed and said "Look, that's not going to help you get to sleep. That's more likely to keep you up all night."

                    Bing didn't see the pun at first but when he did he lol'd.
                    "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                    • #25
                      Bing Crosby?

                      Or another bing?

                      Is he cute?
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #26
                        Does this mean we can't do it during the other 11 months?
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Theben
                          Does this mean we can't do it during the other 11 months?
                          Hardly (Pardon the pun), we all do it all of the time - but the month of May is the time to REALLY celebrate all the effort put into - well, the effort.
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                          "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                          "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
                          ____________________________

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                          • #28
                            MOst likely it's the time when most couples break up...the trough is when they all pair up.
                            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Asher
                              Is he cute?
                              He's Chinese (both his parents are Chinese, unlike mine) and I'd say he's cute but in a kinda girlish sort of way, if that's your thing.

                              ... (ponders Ash's preferences) ...

                              ...which it may very well be!

                              Edit: What the? The pic didn't upload. Ah well, I'll put it on the Enixine website then. Here:

                              "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                              • #30
                                You're talking about the rightmost one, aren't you?
                                Graffiti in a public toilet
                                Do not require skill or wit
                                Among the **** we all are poets
                                Among the poets we are ****.

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