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I volunteer to keep countOriginally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Hmm, a challenge.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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In some cases, for people with SOs, I agree.Originally posted by VJ
Masturbation is so selfish
I am not sure of any reason in my case why that would be true though.
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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Gawd! I LOVE my city!
Give us just the slightest excuse to celebrate (and have a reason to throw a party) - and we'll be there - no matter what it's theme is!
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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Not if it's reciprocal and simultaneous, as can happen between adventurous couples in places where they can't do full-on intercourse but where a quick "handshake for the unemployed" is feasible.Originally posted by VJ
Masturbation is so selfish
Purely hypothetical situations where this might occur include: at the cinema, in the car, on the roof of a civic building near dusk, and reaching through detention center bars."lol internet" ~ AAHZ
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Masturbate-a-Thon?
I can get paid for doing it?!




(editing mishap)Last edited by Omni Rex Draconis; May 2, 2008, 23:09.Long live the Dead Threads!!
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My housemate Bing used to have problems sleeping and recently he said he went to his doctor and meant to ask about Lunesta. But he got confused and ended up asking for Levitra instead.
The doctor laughed and said "Look, that's not going to help you get to sleep. That's more likely to keep you up all night."
Bing didn't see the pun at first but when he did he lol'd."lol internet" ~ AAHZ
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Does this mean we can't do it during the other 11 months?I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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Hardly (Pardon the pun), we all do it all of the time - but the month of May is the time to REALLY celebrate all the effort put into - well, the effort.Originally posted by Theben
Does this mean we can't do it during the other 11 months?
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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He's Chinese (both his parents are Chinese, unlike mine) and I'd say he's cute but in a kinda girlish sort of way, if that's your thing.Originally posted by Asher
Is he cute?
... (ponders Ash's preferences) ...
...which it may very well be!
Edit: What the? The pic didn't upload. Ah well, I'll put it on the Enixine website then. Here:
"lol internet" ~ AAHZ
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