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  • #16
    8 months in jail awaiting trial?
    I think this is pretty common. 5-8 months in jail, three hour trial. If it's a hung jury and you're poor, it's another 5-8 months before you get another crack at it.

    In other news, this Milli Vanilli clip is great at extracting confessions when played nonstop for weeks on end to noncompliant prisoners.

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    • #17
      Re: What's The Best Way To Execute This Fatty?

      Originally posted by Wiglaf
      I am writing a memo regarding whether or not starvation is an effective tactic for terrorist detainees, and then this pops up.
      Why are you writing this memo

      IS it another way to justify torture
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      • #18
        It's amazing that they give him a 3000 calorie per day diet and he's still losing weight and claiming they're starving him to death. That's 50% more then the advised average daily intake.

        My guess is he just wants to ***** and moan.
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        • #19
          I'd certainly want to ***** and moan if I was detained for 8 months without trial.
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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          • #20
            It depends if he's the one causing the delay or not. Often times defendants will keep asking for continuances or keep switching lawyers hoping to get extra time. Essentially that is a game to put off their day of reckoning.
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            • #21
              Time spent in custody awaiting trial counts 2X toward your sentence if convicted here. It is in your interest to serve as much time as possible before trial if you know you will be found guilty. It is not uncommon for people to have served their sentence before recieving it.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #22
                If you are quilty, it's better to wait as long as you can. It's possible witnesses memory will get fuzzy, or they may no longer be available (dead/left country/no longer willing to testify.) And as Wezil points out, since time spent prior applies to after, there is no real down side.
                Keep on Civin'
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                • #23
                  How do you determine if someone is quility? Is it like blankety only different?
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                  • #24
                    @ Ming for having Oerdin go spellingnazi on him
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Spiffor
                      I'd certainly want to ***** and moan if I was detained for 8 months without trial.
                      Even if they were making you healthy?
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Ming
                        If you are quilty, [...]
                        ...you should watch out for anybody named Humbert Humbert.

                        And stay away from little girls.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by LordShiva
                          @ Ming for having Oerdin go spellingnazi on him


                          (BTW I blame you, you god damned spelling Nazi. )
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                          • #28
                            He's a dumb ****. Another 100 pounds an no witness would recognize him.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #29
                              300-pound inmate complains Ark. jail doesn't feed him well


                              100 pounds out of 408 = 24.5%

                              I say to keep him happy, place him in a cell that's 24.5% smaller.

                              If he doesn't shut up, what the heck, give him $25 in quarters and place a vending machine outside the cell - just out of his reach, of course.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                                He's a dumb ****. Another 100 pounds an no witness would recognize him.
                                He's a criminal. What do you expect?
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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