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    It's an island, where all the freaks, weirdos, odd and bizarre people live. They're freaks because they don't care about acquiring their ISO certification for life. They refuse to support the true ****s of life by going against them and therefor legimitizing their position and validity.

    Oh no. The true freaks of nature decide to live in isolation with other freaks, where imagination runs wild and it has infinite value. No one is equal, because the island has no concept of unequality or equality. We're all just fellow weird ones.

    We choose to wear clothes or be nude, we choose to get drunk or high and we choose to choose whatever we want to choose.

    There's no rules or purpose for the island. It just is. There's no goals, no nothing. It has absolutely no function. People who ask, "so I'm here, what am I supposed to do now?" are people who won't be there. We don't look for answers and we don't even ask the questions, we just are.

    People who argue it would never work, because it would fall into chaos, that it would be a libertarian sort of dream, that it's really a commune, that it requires all the people to agree... you're the people not wanted. And no, we won't go against you either. You got the whole world, so give us this small island, you greedy bastard! Why do you care? Stop ruining it for everyone, please.

    You wouldn't like it anyway. The minute you step into the shore is probably the minute I come running naked from the jungle, screaming BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! with a coconut in my hand, trying to figure out if I should try to shove it up my ass or drink it. It would be too much for you anyway. But just remember when you go back to your little life, me and my friend Bunzo who came running with a coconut too after you left, we had a great night and probably experienced more life than you ever will with your cafe latte drinking friends, talking about how capitalism is really equal to communism if you reaaally think about it, as if someone really cares. Going home, checking out the fridge for food that has too much carbs for your ass, because there's the problem you want to be thinking about in your life.

    You are probably a person who has an actual list of values for life, because life itself is probably just too complicated. You can't just take it, you have to stick non-existing labels somewhere to it and say you are this person because you just looked up few words and kind of decided so. Probably because then you feel much better about yourself. Maybe you can even hang out with likeminded people. It's OK, it's your choice. You're just not welcome to the freak island, because you already got the whole world.

    You're probably the person who asked that smart question in a class you already knew the answer to, because you wanted to look smart to others. But you didn't fool all of us. You were dumb **** the minute you sat down. You never understood the purpose of the whole thing, to gain knowledge and to better yourself and everything else, to share it and to figure out new stuff as well. You came to ask a stupid question just so you would feel better about yourself. You're probably the wannabe member of the imaginary intelligentsia, where you read a book, or just one chapter, and then everyone else is stupid because you just got some new POVs last night. As if you had it all along.

    Most things you do is to raise your virtual points in the theater of social status wars. And that's why you're not wanted in the island. You're not a real person anymore. It's in there, but you refuse to dig it out, because then you'd realize most of the stuff you've been doing is complete BS. Just remember when laughing at the freak island because in the freak island, you're the real freak.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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    Oh you want to know more about Bunzo? Bunzo is actually a girl, I just don't know her real name because she doesn't talk. She might be mute but I don't know. Maybe she likes Juicy Fruit if you know what I mean.

    Bunzo is awesome, she's kind of a wild kid but she has the most beautiful smile and the purest of all hearts. She sometimes is mad at me and then she has to make these faces so I know she's mad, but then I usually just wait like a day and bring her something from the jungle like dead animals so we can have a feast. Then she can't be mad at me again even though she tries to protest, she just can't help but prepare the feast with me. We might shout few other freaks to join us for the night as well.

    Bunzo is really cool. I think we're best friends that also has sex. This one time this plane was circling the island and we said come on down, let's have a feast and they did. Except they were some drug lords, trying to find new fields. They were aggressive and they wanted to have sex with Bunzo. I don't know why you'd take a plane, circle an island, come down and want to have sex with Bunzo. But that's just what happened.

    So she smiled at me and went. I was disappointed. Sure she's free to do what she wants but I kind of hoped she wouldn't have sex with the drug lords. The a huge KABOOOOOOOM and she came running to me. She went to their plane and blew it up basically, she just acted she will have sex but she just wanted to blow up their plane and the dudes as well. Then she was all wild and I tried to calm her down like damn Bunzo, I know they were dicks but you just killed like 5 dudes. She was nodding like I know, and was slightly sorry. But then we laughed it off. After all, tomorrow is a day when we're supposed to go and do some diving. And probably some drugs too. And a feast as well. Maybe other freaks will come with us.

    Anyway, that's Bunzo.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        I know I know... I have like an imaginary girlfriend now. But Bunzo is pretty cool, even imaginary, she's pretty damn cool.
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #5


          Reading this reminded me of Nausea, by Sartre. I think you'll like it

          (I'm serious)
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #6
            If you lived in Croatia Pekka, you wouldn't need imagination

            Each summer this is my view:

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            • #7
              Spiffor, maybe I will read it then.
              VetLegion, but does it do this: ?

              But we most likely wouldn't welcome Sartre on our island. He seems like a dick.

              Anyways, Bunzo thinks she should shave her hair. I disagree. But if she really wants to, I guess we'll shave it. I think she'll look pretty cool with a bold head as well. Lately, we've been practicing the art of archery. We think it's fun and also we can hunt better after we get good. She sucks at it though, but I try not to say it to her. But she really sucks at it!

              We borrowed the bow from this German freak. He's a real freak too, he never washes himself, he smells kind of bad but he's delightfully weird. He has made all kinds of weapons: bows, spears, all kinds of traps and stuff. I don't know why because he's a vegetarian but he likes his weapons and he shows them off at all times. He's just a big kid as well, he carries as many weapons on him as humanly possible. What a weirdo. His name is Jurgen. He blasts his ska-music all over the island sometimes and shouts Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! and jumps around looking really funny. Jurgen is truly ****ed in the head.

              Bunzo doesn't like Jurgen very much because he smells so bad but we always invite him as well to our camp. We don't discriminate much. There's only one couple we don't invite but that's because they always tell us how to do stuff. They're always saying how we should set up the camp differently and everything. They're really annoying. We sometimes play tricks on their camp when they're away. Bunzo once dropped down and pissed in their booze bottle. Much laughter ensued. We just generally like to piss on things that we aren't supposed to piss on. I don't know why, it's just fun.

              It's all good though. We don't expect anything from anyone. There's no pressure. And everyone is usually always invited should someone want company or just hang out. That's pretty much about it. Do what you want. The only thing we ask with Bunzo is to respect our camp (that's why we don't like that one annoying couple) and to be friendly. That's it. That's why we say we don't expect anything from anyone. You don't need to bring gifts or anything, you don't have to... anything. Just come and go as you please, don't steal our ****, ask for it and let us know when you return it.

              Anyway, we're going back to the beach to do some archery. I think we'll take the bow with us tomorrow for the diving trip as well. Maybe we'll get some MEEEEAAAT!!!
              Last edited by Pekka; April 26, 2008, 09:45.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                Define life
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #9
                  Life? Life is your subjective experience of the period of time we traditionally consider to be the time of not dead or unborn.

                  That's pretty much about it. It's just your experience from point A to B. Make the most of it.
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #10
                    Then how can you say that you experienced more life than cafe drinkers? Did you live longer than them?
                    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                    "Capitalism ho!"

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                    • #11
                      I can say what ever I want to say, because it is MY own experience of the things happening around me and so forth. You see? You're not welcome to the island.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        Ok, just confirming your type of crazy
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                        "Capitalism ho!"

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                        • #13


                          Pekka, I hope you never become sane.
                          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                          Steven Weinberg

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                          • #14
                            :wtfpekka:
                            Graffiti in a public toilet
                            Do not require skill or wit
                            Among the **** we all are poets
                            Among the poets we are ****.

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                            • #15
                              Pekka's island sounds just like my dream island, except with other people added in.

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