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  • #16
    You don't want me as a VP, with but one beating heart tween me and the ULTIMATE POWA IN THE UNIVERSE!!!

    Umm, sorry, I'd be honored to be on the ticket.
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    • #17
      S'ok, you'd be in "the bunker" for 8 years.
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Lancer
        Apply the concept to your ego.

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        • #19
          I'd be glad to serve in the bunker, you just keep telling yourself that. Yup, it's the bunker for 'ol Lancer for the good of the ticket, team playa, 'ol Lancer.
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          • #20
            Cheney only told me the combination to the locks.
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #21
              That Dick!
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              Civilization player since the dawn of time

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              • #22
                He told me he'd leave a Swedish made Penis Enlarger for you. Heck of a guy.

                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #23
                  Swedish? Make it an african one, better fit.
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                  • #24
                    Which people do you think need a penis enlarger more?
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #25
                      It's cold in Sweden, I'm thinking LOTs of shrinkage.
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                      • #26
                        I'll try to keep it warm in the bunker...


                        ... if I remember.
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #27
                          Once the press makes it to Poly, lets face it, I'm the only one to lead the ticket.
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                          • #28
                            Your Fillipino ties will doom you.
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Lancer
                              Apply the concept to your ego.
                              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                              • #30
                                Sorry, sorry, my bad.

                                ...

                                Here you go. *hands -Jrabbit a discreetly-wrapped package*

                                It was under my coffee table where we left it after last time.
                                "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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