The million dollar whore thread. Are you it? And for what?

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Spec


I knew it! Always thought there was something fishy about you.


But now we know.


Spec.

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But, if I had balls, then that would make me a guy.

So... wouldn't that make me less fishy?



I don't pretend to be a doctor but I'm having trouble following your logic. :/

[Alinestra Covelia]

Edit: Decided to try to answer the question properly.

Choice one is fairly straightforward and I wouldn't have a problem with that if it meant I get $1m for it. It's mostly carbon anyway, and my digestive system would most likely ignore it.

Choice two is also fairly straightforward and it wouldn't be anything I haven't already done before. Though not, perhaps, with Mr. T.

Choice three I wouldn't do because I'd probably end up very badly beaten.

Choice four I literally have nothing to lose so sure.

Five, six, and seven could all really screw you up on a microbiological scale so count me out.

Eight is a little vague. Are these underpants or trousers we're talking about? And for how long? I could probably take an ant bite or two to the legs for a short time for $1m. But not inside the kitten hammock, no way.

Nine is pretty daunting, but if the reward was $1m then it actually figures out pretty good. Certain workers' comp statutes in the EU actually figure out how much you get for losing a finger on the job, and it's not nearly $1m. (Although as the USD drops it may get pretty close.)

Ten sounds fun but I think it's actually impossible. I'd get full and give up.

This is, of course, assuming that "eat 100 bananas" is not a euphemism.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia


...

But, if I had balls, then that would make me a guy.

So... wouldn't that make me less fishy?



I don't pretend to be a doctor but I'm having trouble following your logic. :/

That was the joke...

If you say:"I dont mind being tased in the balls" than you admit having balls, hence making you a guy and screwing up your cover after all this time....That would also explain why your Libido is so high.

Hardiharhar...



Spec.

[Alexander I]

Eat the bananas. (It doesn't say you have to keep them down. ) Besides, the other options are all life-threatening.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Edit: Having seen Spec's status message I think I get the meta-joke having to do with his intentionally bad grammar.

Either that, or he's even more irony-deficient than I originally thought. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

[Spec]

Wtf?! Intentionnaly?!

I think its pretty obvious that English is not my native language. But at least I try.

**** off.

Spec.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


How about play the Sims?

How about advertise them?

Play, of course! It doesn't matter how mind-numbingly awful it is with such a large pay-off.

Advertise would be trickier, but I think I could take the embarrassment for $1m.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Spec
I think its pretty obvious that English is not my native language. But at least I try.

No, actually it isn't. I honestly thought English was your native language, which is probably because you write it very well. Bear in mind that most native English speakers use plenty of ungrammatical phrases, so it's not like you're any better or worse than they are.

**** off.

Delighted. You're on my ignore list as of now.

[Spec]

Dont do me any favors.

Spec.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Alexander I
Besides, the other options are all life-threatening.

Really? Options 1, 2, and 4 didn't seem that bad.

...

Well your mileage may vary on 4 I suppose.

[Alexander I]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia

Really? Options 1, 2, and 4 didn't seem that bad

Well your mileage may vary on 4 I suppose.

Lethality:

1. Depends on what kind of ash, I guess.
2. Mr. T? No way you'd live through that.
4. Lethal if Doneagal is doing it.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Delighted. You're on my ignore list as of now.

A sensible choice

[Winston]

Balls tasering gaining rapidly

Let's just hope there's enough for everybody.

[Heraclitus]

Ash eating is still leading.

[Xorbon]

I trust Donegeal to tase my balls without making them explode.