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Would you have your finger cut if...
in exchange the Devil let you read whatever major book written in the 29th century AD about your favorite topic (fizzics, filosofy, ****puter sciensce, pisstory, etc) ?
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9Yup44.44%4Nope33.33%3I'd rather have my banana cut off22.22%2In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU. -
Cut? Sure. Cut off? Probably no.Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
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lol Poll question as worded = Fail. LOLThe cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Yeah I meant cut off.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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1. Teh Devil doesn't exist
2. He doesn't want your finger, he's after your soul
3. Are lottery results included in those readings?BlahComment
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Originally posted by BeBro
1. Teh Devil doesn't exist
2. He doesn't want your finger, he's after your soul
He needs quite an ample supply of them to stick them in the ass of the damned.
3. Are lottery results included in those readings?
No bull**** about changing the past which is actually the present that will make the future not really the future.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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I should have added smilies
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In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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I would cut my finger if it garanteed a win for the Habs tonight.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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I suppose a book about how I didn't have my finger cut off is out of the question then?Originally posted by Oncle Boris
No bull**** about changing the past which is actually the present that will make the future not really the future.Comment
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You should check out Descartes. Basically the Devil can't fool you into illogical stuff because that would infringe on God's authority, who's supposed to be more powerful.
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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I'd do it for a stock market almanac or something, and then use some of teh money to buy a new finger
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AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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I'd read up on some "fizzics" and then I would "come up" with a bunch of theories and be known in history books as the Second Einstein squared.
Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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for a finger; hell yes!blehComment
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