Share your irony

[Dauphin]

I bought some scissors today. The packaging on them was designed such that the only reasonable way to open it was to use a pair of scissors.

Your turn.

(And Americans, we promise not to laugh when you say something is ironic when it patently isn't)

[Wiglaf]

There was a traffic jam on my way to work today, and I was already late.

[Kontiki]

It rained on my wedding day....oh wait....damn.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I wanted to drop a toaster in the bath, and somebody told me not to, but I didn't listen to them.

[Perfection]

Someone dropped a toaster in my bath despite my objections.

[Cort Haus]

Now dere's a ting. Irony threads on here have a history of ending up as toast.

[Colonâ„¢]

I dropped a toaster in the bath and the toast got wet.

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
Now dere's a ting. Irony threads on here have a history of ending up as toast.

The lack of irony would make it ironic that it was toated for being an irony thread.

[Wiglaf]

The Alanis Morissette defense

[Blake]

I tried to make bread but it didn't turn out well. That's the second time this week.

[Dauphin]

I may have to try the Monty Python Hastily Cobbled Together for a Fast Buck Album gambit.

[Wiglaf]

You'd already be skewered by the Pride and Prejudice opening.

[Dauphin]

Lies!

[Perfection]

I dropped my Irony in my washtub.

[Blake]

I'm not wearing any pants, and even if I were, they wouldn't be ironed, because I have no iron. And most modern irons aren't made out of iron anyway. That's irony.