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  • #31
    Originally posted by rah
    One night after extra hours at work, a cute co-worker heading out missed the last bus and would have to walk home from the train station. Even though I wasn't dating her I thought that If I ever wanted too, it would be easier if she thought I was a nice guy, so I offered to drive her home instead of letting her take the train and walk home in the dark. When we arrived at her house, her mother thought that I was the perfect gentleman for driving her home. I figured that if I ever did date her, at least her mother would approve. An investment in a possible future.

    Six months later, we started dating. (She said the night I drove 40 miles out of my way to make sure she got home safe was what had originally brought me to her attention. It's nice when a good play works) After a few months I was invited over to her parents for dinner, and I readily agreed since I figured her mother already liked me.

    While driving out to her house, she said that she had to tell me something. She said that for 3 months after I dropped her off the first time, her mother had constantly nagged her on why she wasn't dating the nice guy that had driven her home. After a few months, just to get her mother off her back, she told her that I, did drugs, lived in sin with a woman who I beat regularly, drank to excess, etc. etc. So instead of a warm parental welcome I was faced with the most hostile evening I would ever had.

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    • #32
      Violence is bad, 'mkay?

      Irony has allways been a bit fuzzy to me... Is it ironious, that I ordered stuff the same day from finnish firm and british firm, and the british package arrived today, and the finnish propably tomorrow? I live in the land of the finns, btw.
      I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
        Is it ironious, that I ordered stuff the same day from finnish firm and british firm, and the british package arrived today, and the finnish propably tomorrow? I live in the land of the finns, btw.
        No.

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        • #34
          Things like a husband thinking his faithful wife is cheating on him, and his own overprotective behavior towards her actually causes her to resent him and then cheat on him.
          That's just a good lesson in Buddhism!

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          • #35
            I think it's ironic if you forsake all to become a Buddhist, looking for spiritual enlightenment, then when you find it you realise that from the start the true path to nirvana was to finish the BtS AI as part of a final patch.

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            • #36
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #37
                rah, that's... awful. I'd have been utterly furious with her.

                -Arrian
                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                • #38
                  He was. He slapped her around, then drank, did some blow and ****ed her best friend.

                  That sure showed her!
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #39
                    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                    • #40
                      In the spirit of the thread

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                      • #41
                        I'm trying to figure out how to create a story which demonstrates an ironic infinite regress but I've already been at work for 10.5 hours and my brain is mush.
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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                        • #42
                          ****ing waking up at ****ing 6:30 am so you can be ready to give an exam at 8 sucks.
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by DrSpike
                            I think it's ironic if you forsake all to become a Buddhist, looking for spiritual enlightenment, then when you find it you realise that from the start the true path to nirvana was to finish the BtS AI as part of a final patch.
                            Sheesh Spikey, you should just let go.

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                            • #44
                              So you are admitting there will be no final patch?

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                              • #45
                                I can assure you there wont be one from me .

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