Intelligent Design

[Blake]

I'd give humans naturally more flexible hips, so they may adopt the lotus position more easily.

And for everyone not interested in spending their free time in meditation - a more flexible spine so they may perform "self-service" if you get what I mean.

And feet which can be used to grasp things, maybe hang from tree-branches, that'd just be kick-ass.

Maybe a prehensile tail...

Oh screw it, too easy to get carried away. Lets just leave humans the way they are, not perfect, but good enough.

[bipolarbear]

I could see an extra thumb on each hand coming in handy. But hwy stop there, I mean in addition to having a longer trouser snake, why not make that too prehensile?

[Kuciwalker]

I don't think that's possible without putting bones in it.

[TheStinger]

sharks with laser beams

[bipolarbear]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
I don't think that's possible without putting bones in it.

That would just make us more normal. Don't most mammals already have a baculum?

[Thue]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
I don't think that's possible without putting bones in it.

I don't think an elephant's trunk has bones in it.

[Kuciwalker]

I'm not sure, but I think you're right. I withdraw my objection.

[Thue]

And I think we can agree that an octopus arm does not have bones in it either .

[Blake]

Originally posted by bipolarbear
I could see an extra thumb on each hand coming in handy. But hwy stop there, I mean in addition to having a longer trouser snake, why not make that too prehensile?

Because women will be envious. Or creeped out.

[bdanv]

i'd make every day to last 48 hours.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by bdanv
i'd make every day to last 48 hours.

The capitalists would make us work 20 hours of that.