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  • Intelligent Design

    Suppose you're the intelligentdesignercreatorguy creating the world, all kinds of beings and stuff. What would you change on the human body or in nature in general? Now, please, not only the obvious things like bigger....errm....brain

    I personally found it always ****ty that I can't see what is going on behind me without turning around, or at least turning my head. I always suspect people to make jokes about me when I'm not looking

    Therefore I'd add some additional eyes at the back of the human head.

    Also polar bears would always look cute when I designed them, not only when the're young.
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    The pandas would have the sense to eat food they can digest properly instead of chowing down endlessly on bamboo they don't have the four stomachs for. Or they would have the requisite stomachs. Or they would not exist. Whichever.
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    • #3
      It would be easier (and cheaper) to get drunki
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      • #4
        Spore forum!
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          WTF is Spore?
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          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #6
            It's kind of like Eventis.
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #7
              Nutritious foods would be the best tasting in far more cases.

              The Earth would have more coastline and more of it's landmass in tropical/temperate zones. Basically... several more NZ/England/Japan style islands in warmer and more mild climates, placed so as to not mess up ocean currents (and/or modify them to my liking). I'd break up N Africa a bit too, move more of it into the Mediterranean/Atlantic as islands. I'd make W N Africa a continental plate, so there would be a central mountain range and not so much coastal.

              I would not promise the middle east to anyone... and wouldn't have any oil there.

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              • #8
                I would create some Zombies and release them in the cities. Then I would grab some popcorn and sit back and watch the drama
                The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                • #9
                  I'd make it so that once the earth had enough people, maybe 1 billion, fertility rates would drop to maintain the balance.

                  Also in the realm of fancy I once watched a show on the SciFi channel called 'The Room' or something like it. Room #10 in a dive hotel in Arizona. Anyway all the items in the room had a different magic power and the key to the room, once inserted into a lock could transport you anywhere in the world, to any door.

                  I'd fancy having one of those.
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                  • #10
                    I wouldn't have made people.

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                    • #11
                      I'd have let evolution handle it because I'm lazy.

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                      • #12
                        What is it they say about sex..?

                        "The pleasure is transitory. The motivation is suspect. And the position is ridiculous."

                        There's got to be a more dignified way of procreating.

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                        • #13
                          I would give cats an opposable digit so they could be taught to grab and hold a piece of TP to wash their asses. They way they do it now is quite undignified.

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                          • #14
                            I have a friend who's hobby is Biology and he always talks about how he would do this. One of his ideas is adding Aluminum to our bones to make them stronger.
                            Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                            Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                            • #15
                              I would redesign humans so teeth can always regrow, and increase the life span to ~200 years.
                              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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