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I'm planning ahead. Just imagine you want to host Olympic Games and they start rioting. They always do.... 
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You already live in LA.Originally posted by Zkribbler
No! Wait! Give ME alcohol. Lots of it. Then stuff me into a small, uninhabitable area and give me more alcohol.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Give them fake universities and turn them into cab drivers. It worked for South Asia, dammit!
"The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - DissidentComment
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I say we buy up their CO2-quotas post haste! If no other accord can be reached, produce glass pearls from side pocket.Comment
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I prefer the old fashioned route. Let's give them glass beads for all their land.Originally posted by Nikolai
Give them alcohol. Lots of it. Then stuff them into small, uninhabitable areas and give them more alcohol.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Before we kill off these people we should look at their ways and see if we can learn anything from them. Perhaps they have certain useful drugs or perhaps they have some better zombie plan than we currently have. It's worth the extra day or two to find these things out.Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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A better zombie plan? What could be better then holing yourself up in Walmart?
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Given some of the stories I've read from people who worked at Wal-Mart, I'm not sure I wouldn't prefer zombiehood.Originally posted by Oerdin
A better zombie plan? What could be better then holing yourself up in Walmart?
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Meth doesn't upset my stomach the way crack does.Originally posted by Kidicious
These days I guess we should use crack."lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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Re: How long will the modern world allow this kind of backwardness?
Didn't know you'd been to PNG.........Originally posted by BeBro
Unbelievably, they have no modern stuff whatsoever and do funny things like these: "the men wear penis sheaths and several have plates in their lower lips, he said. The women shave the tops of their heads". They probably believe a lot of nonsense too.
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.Comment
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Straight to obsoletenes.Originally posted by LordShiva
Give them DVD players, too
(Do we have a "shakes head in dismay"-smiley?)I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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Hoarding a WalMart's worth of supplies somewhere more defensible. Like a an abandoned missle silo.Originally posted by Oerdin
A better zombie plan? What could be better then holing yourself up in Walmart?
No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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The "shame" smiley works pretty well.Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
(Do we have a "shakes head in dismay"-smiley?)
"lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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Who says they're unhappy, that they need the things the "modern world" has to offer? Why not leave them alone?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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