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  • How long will the modern world allow this kind of backwardness?

    From time to time there are news about some previously unknown tribes found, for example this one in the Amazonas region: http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/...il-Indians.php

    Unbelievably, they have no modern stuff whatsoever and do funny things like these: "the men wear penis sheaths and several have plates in their lower lips, he said. The women shave the tops of their heads". They probably believe a lot of nonsense too.

    So why is the world doing nothing against this misery??? We need to bring'em into modernity asap! They probably can't even read the newspapers or send eMail.

    Here are my suggestions:

    1. Send immediately lots of people to them for cultural contact. Since there may be security issues these people should be all armed. Ideally, let the military do the job.

    2. Build up their infrastructure. Highways and airports all the way, baby!

    3. Take away their stupid penis sheaths and give'em some real clothes. If they don't like it, beat them up.

    4. Isolate their shamans or whatever guys of authority they have, because these are oppressors and agents of evil. Beat those up too, or kill'em right away to be done with it. Don't allow those troublemakers to escape into exile, this will only give them a chance to conspire again.

    5. Don't allow the press to go there and make pictures. Nobody cares about them tribes anyway.

    That will be a good start, but I'm open to hear other suggestions.
    Last edited by BeBMan; March 26, 2008, 13:21.
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    Give them DVD players, too
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      Send in the missionaries. That'll fix them right up.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Originally posted by LordShiva
        Give them DVD players, too
        QFTGDMFBBTTT

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        • #5
          Connect them to the interwebs.

          And teach them to play stackenblocken!

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          • #6
            Bah to all of those! Make them the stars of a reality television show. Nothing will mess them up faster than that.
            If you don't like reality, change it! me
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            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
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            • #7
              ...and then, take their oil.

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              • #8
                And let them open casinos.
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                • #9
                  Give them alcohol. Lots of it. Then stuff them into small, uninhabitable areas and give them more alcohol.
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                  • #10
                    Alcohol.
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                    • #11
                      These days I guess we should use crack.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #12
                        Firewater

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Nikolai
                          Give them alcohol. Lots of it. Then stuff them into small, uninhabitable areas and give them more alcohol.
                          No! Wait! Give ME alcohol. Lots of it. Then stuff me into a small, uninhabitable area and give me more alcohol.

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                          • #14
                            More alcohol.
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                            • #15
                              1. Send immediately lots of people to them for cultural contact.
                              Is there a particular reason you want these backwards people dead?
                              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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