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I like it when copycat threads outlast the originals.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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I vote on, no, nooo NOOOO !!!!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: "You've got two choices.
I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear says:
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.Comment
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I was just thinking that this was an incredibly Dry topic that gets redone every couple of weeks or so and then Dry comes up with this funny story to Dry up our tears of boredom.Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.Comment
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You're right. I'm tired of the arming bears debate. If we really want to get serious we will consider arming house pets.Originally posted by unscratchedfoot
I was just thinking that this was an incredibly Dry topic that gets redone every couple of weeks or so..."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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I don't think we should arm bears.
We should make them fight bear handed.
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It only took me three days to come up with that!
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Three days you'll never get back.
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An Armed Bear
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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There's a flare on that bear!
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No, but she's related to the nitwit. Thru Dolores. By marriage. Dolores' marriage.Originally posted by Aeson
Any relation to NitNit?I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Yes, I misspelled NetNet.
It's NitNit tho.
Oh, nitwit, me.
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Should we arm the Red Bear?I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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