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    Woman stuck on toilet for two years, police say

    WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

    Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

    "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

    Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

    "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

    He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

    "And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

    The boyfriend called police on February 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

    Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

    "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

    She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

    Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

    The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

    "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

    Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

    He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

    "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

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  • #2
    There is another thread on this somewhere...
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    • #3
      South Park thread - Bono from last season, right?
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      • #4
        Re: A truly epic dump

        Originally posted by Oerdin
        Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
        Err..does she appear to be at all normal??

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        • #5
          In the Philippines it would be truly helpful to have your own toilet seat attached to your ass.
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          • #6
            No-one found it even more remarkable that the guy didn't want to get a new girlfriend?

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            • #7
              How does that post relate to Buddhism?
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              • #8
                Well, it made you question

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                • #9
                  In the US it's hard to find a girl that doesn't go out partying and shopping your hard earned $ away. This one was a grade A catch.
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                  • #10
                    Speaking of Erith:

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                    • #11
                      Please tell me there were two bathrooms in the home...
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #12
                        Oerdin Lancer & Wezil

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lancer
                          In the US it's hard to find a girl that doesn't go out partying and shopping your hard earned $ away. This one was a grade A catch.
                          Not really. I can't think which would be worse, if he went two years feeding and sheltering this chick without getting any action, or if he somehow did it despite the, ah, environment. Yuck.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Oerdin
                            How does that post relate to Buddhism?
                            Unbelievable!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Oerdin
                              How does that post relate to Buddhism?
                              QFT
                              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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