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  • #16
    Originally posted by Elok


    Not really. I can't think which would be worse, if he went two years feeding and sheltering this chick without getting any action, or if he somehow did it despite the, ah, environment. Yuck.
    Depends on how long they had been together. A lot of people who had been in relationship for a long time stop having sex (mostly). I think that this is a bad thing, as everyone needs some sort of sexual satisfaction, even if what that means changes.

    JM
    (interestingly enough, in the Bible it encourages married people to not deny each other sex)
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    • #17
      Maybe it was a really, really, really good book and she was a really, really, really slow reader.
      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Wiglaf
        Oerdin Lancer & Wezil
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Oerdin
          How does that post relate to Buddhism?
          About triumphing over your sexual appetites.

          JM
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          • #20
            When did CNN buy the Enquirer?
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Oerdin
              How does that post relate to Buddhism?
              She was ... searching for inner peace?
              Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Elok


                Not really. I can't think which would be worse, if he went two years feeding and sheltering this chick without getting any action, or if he somehow did it despite the, ah, environment. Yuck.
                Not a problem. Remove the tank and flip the seat up.

                Hmm, I haven't actually read it but I'm thinking that there's a position not found in Kama Sutra...
                Last edited by Lancer; March 18, 2008, 06:34.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Elok
                  ...sheltering this chick without getting any action, or if he somehow did it despite the, ah, environment. Yuck.
                  Her head height would be about right for a blow job...

                  Yet another 'only in America story'...
                  Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                  • #24
                    She must have been huge if her butt grew around the toilet seat.
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                    • #25
                      NESS CITY, Kan. (AP) — A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body has been arrested in a separate case.

                      Authorities say Kory McFarren was arrested Sunday for alleged lewd and lascivious behavior. He allegedly exposed himself to a neighbor’s teenage daughter and her friends. He spent the night in jail before posting bond.

                      No charges had been filed by Thursday. The 36-year-old McFarren could not be reached for comment.

                      He was charged last week with a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. That was after his girlfriend was found stuck to the toilet in late February.


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                      http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/03/27/5122211-ap.html
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                      • #26
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